"What's wrong with me? [suddenly monotone] I'm getting what I deserve, I'm reaping what I sow, I- [claps both hand over his mouth while involuntarily ranting]"

"[after farting in the elevator] It was me!"

"I'M AN INCONSIDERATE PRICK!!!"

"STOP BREAKING THE LAW, ASSHOOOOOLE!!!!"

"Would I lie to you?"

"Jim Carrey - Fletcher Reede"

"Maura Tierney - Audrey Reede"

"Justin Cooper - Max Reede"

"Jennifer Tilly - Samantha Cole"

"Cary Elwes - Jerry"

"Amanda Donohoe - Miranda"

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