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"You know, about a year ago, my private cook Mrs. Wright, who you know was driving from here down to the ranch in Texas. So I asked her if she would mind bringing my dog, Little Beagle Johnson, with her in order that he could be there when I got home. Mrs. Wright respectfully declined. She said it is hard enough for a black woman driving through the South without having a dog to worry about. Finding a place to eat, to sleep, to use the restroom. The personal cook of the vice president of the United States has to drive through towns without stopping , then squat to pee by the side of the road. Hundred years ago, she would've been a slave. Hundred years from now, hell, she might be... president. But today, we live in a time of too much uncertainty. Where can she eat? Where can she sleep? Can she vote? And if she does, will she be harassed for casting that vote? Can she attend school? If so, which school? Can she travel the cities and towns of this land without fearing for her safety? What rights that belong to the men in this room should not be afforded to her?"
"I have zero intention of running for President."
"Woody Harrelson - Lyndon B. Johnson"
"Jennifer Jason Leigh - Lady Bird Johnson"
"Michael Stahl-David - Robert F. Kennedy"
"Richard Jenkins - Senator Richard Russell"
"Bill Pullman - Senator Ralph Yarborough"
"Jeffrey Donovan - John F. Kennedy"
"Kim Allen - Jacqueline Kennedy"
"Brent Bailey - Ted Sorensen"
"John Burke - John Connally"
"John Ellison Conlee - George Reedy"
"Oliver Edwin - Bill Moyers"
"Darrel Guilbeau - Jack Valenti"
"Gary Grubbs - Senator Everett Dirksen"
"C. Thomas Howell - Walter Jenkins"
"Wallace Langham - Arthur M. Schlesinger, Jr."
"Kate Butler - Juanita Roberts"
"Doug McKeon - Hubert Humphrey"
"Michael Mosley - Kenneth O'Donnell"
"Tim Ransom - Larry O'Brien"
"Rich Sommer - Pierre Salinger"
"Brian Stepanek - Rufus Youngblood"
Heute, am 12. Tag schlagen wir unser Lager in einem sehr merkwürdig geformten Höhleneingang auf. Wir sind von den Strapazen der letzten Tage sehr erschöpft, das Abenteuer an dem großen Wasserfall steckt uns noch allen in den Knochen. Wir bereiten uns daher nur ein kurzes Abendmahl und ziehen uns in unsere Kalebassen-Zelte zurück. Dr. Zwitlako kann es allerdings nicht lassen, noch einige Vermessungen vorzunehmen. 2. Aug.
- Das Tagebuch
Es gab sie, mein Lieber, es gab sie! Dieses Tagebuch beweist es. Es berichtet von rätselhaften Entdeckungen, die unsere Ahnen vor langer, langer Zeit während einer Expedition gemacht haben. Leider fehlt der größte Teil des Buches, uns sind nur 5 Seiten geblieben.
Also gibt es sie doch, die sagenumwobenen Riesen?
Weil ich so nen Rosenkohl nicht dulde!
- Zwei außer Rand und Band
Und ich bin sauer!