Last Christmas (film)

"Let me tell you a secret put it in your heart and keep it something that I want you to know."

"I'll nail you to my dick."

"Dick means penis? No Dick is our neighbor. Our neighbor is called penis?"

"There's no such thing as normal. It's a stupid word. Does a lot of damage."

"It's a wonderful life."

"Sometimes you've just gotta have faith."

"It’s twee, it’s precious, it’s forced. And it’s light on true romance, maybe because the movie itself is a little too in love with itself."

"It’s a misfire by just about any measure, but it earns some warm feelings for its determination not to be like anything else currently in circulation."

"Last Christmas is bad. Incredibly, shockingly, monumentally bad. The kind of bad that falls somewhere between finding a lump of coal in your stocking and discovering one painfully lodged in your rectum."

"Emilia Clarke — Kate Andrich"

"Henry Golding — Tom Webster"

"Emma Thompson — Petra Andrich"

"Boris Isakovic — Ivan Andrich"

"Lydia Leonard — Marta Andrich"

"Michelle Yeoh — Santa"

"Ritu Arya — Jenna"

"Fabien Frankel — Fabien"