Kung Fu Hustle

"[To ice cream vendor] What're you looking at? Never seen an ice cream thief before? [Runs away without paying, laughing maniacally]"

"[Shouting while puncturing football] No more soccer!"

"How come you became righteous? Have you anything to say? [Sing draws a stick of candy on the ground with his blood] I can't read it, it's not in Chinese!"

"[To tailor] What's with the red underwear?"

"You may know kung fu... but you're still a fairy."

"In the world of kung fu, speed defines the winner."

"Don't get me wrong! I only want to kill you, or be killed by you."

"It's just a title.(Referring to the name The Beast)"

"This doesn't make any sense at all."

"A New Comedy Unlike Anything You Have Seen Before."

"So Many Gangsters... So Little Time."

"From Walking Disaster To Kung Fu Master."

"Stephen Chow - Sing"

"Chi Chung Lam - Bone"

"Qiu Yuen - Landlady"

"Wah Yuen - Landlord"

"Xing Yu - Coolie"

"Dong Zhi Hua - Donut"

"Chiu Chi Ling - Tailor"

"Leung Siu-Lung - The Beast"

"Kwok Kuen Chan - Brother Sum"

"Kai Man Tin - Axe Gang Advisor"