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"You do not understand. On this island, there is no such thing as safe!"
"[after Billy explains why his bag strap is lucky] Reverse Darwinism: survival of the most idiotic."
"[upon reaching Isla Sorna and seeing the dinosaurs] My God, I'd forgotten."
"You cannot land on this island!"
"Will you tell your wife to stop making noise? That is a very, very bad idea."
"[as the raptor is cawing] My God. He's calling for help."
"[after Billy said he stole raptor eggs "with the best intentions"] Some of the worst things imaginable have been done "with the best intentions". Billy, as far as I'm concerned, you're no better than the people who built this place."
"[finding a dinosaur carcass] It's okay, it's dead. [ T. rex raises its head from behind the dead dinosaur] Nobody move a muscle! [T. rex roars and everyone besides Grant runs away]"
"This is good. This is great. We're stuck on the worst place in the world, and we're not even getting paid!"
"[to Amanda] We're gonna find him. You listening to me? We're gonna find him. The kid's got resources. Remember what it was like to try to ground him?"
"[to Dr. Grant about the satellite phone] Turn off the power. You've got juice for maybe one call. Whatever you do, don't call the U.S. Embassy. They won't do a damn thing."
"Sam Neill — Dr. Alan Grant"
"William H. Macy — Paul Kirby"
"Téa Leoni — Amanda Kirby"
"Alessandro Nivola — Billy Brennan"
"Trevor Morgan — Eric Kirby"
"Michael Jeter — Mr. Udesky"
"Laura Dern — Dr. Ellie Sattler"
"Frank Welker — Spinosaurus and Tyrannosaurus Rex"
"Even 'Jurassic Park III' tried to jump on the avian-dino bandwagon by making a brave attempt to adorn Velociraptor with a feathery hair-piece. (The result looked like a roadrunner's toupee- don't blame the effects-artists; it's notoriously difficult to render feathers in computer graphics animation, so we'll have to wait for 'JP IV' for a more thoroughly rendered avian pelage.)"
"I felt like both of those movies had a disadvantage in their fundamental architecture, and that is that the first movie had a place that you could go to that was wondrous and magical and would bring you great joy - but surprise, you’re going to die. In those other movies, you’re going to a place that’s dangerous and you’re going to die, and sure enough, you do. So, you know, the equation was different in those two."
"This Time It's Not Just A Walk In The Park!"
"Something Unexpected Has Evolved."
"Chaos Reigns."
Heute, am 12. Tag schlagen wir unser Lager in einem sehr merkwürdig geformten Höhleneingang auf. Wir sind von den Strapazen der letzten Tage sehr erschöpft, das Abenteuer an dem großen Wasserfall steckt uns noch allen in den Knochen. Wir bereiten uns daher nur ein kurzes Abendmahl und ziehen uns in unsere Kalebassen-Zelte zurück. Dr. Zwitlako kann es allerdings nicht lassen, noch einige Vermessungen vorzunehmen. 2. Aug.
- Das Tagebuch
Es gab sie, mein Lieber, es gab sie! Dieses Tagebuch beweist es. Es berichtet von rätselhaften Entdeckungen, die unsere Ahnen vor langer, langer Zeit während einer Expedition gemacht haben. Leider fehlt der größte Teil des Buches, uns sind nur 5 Seiten geblieben.
Also gibt es sie doch, die sagenumwobenen Riesen?
Weil ich so nen Rosenkohl nicht dulde!
- Zwei außer Rand und Band
Und ich bin sauer!