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"You still talking to your friends?"
"I got killed by a piece of cake!"
"We haven't even picked our guys yet!"
"I got eaten by a freaking hippo!"
"Did you hear something?"
"We gotta go get him."
"Are we in Florida?"
"Smoldering Intensity?"
"Who is Ju-man-ji?"
"I'm the old, fat dude!"
"THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING!!!"
"You've got to have eyes in the back of your– [Gets eaten by a snake]"
"Weaknesses: Heat, sun and sand."
"HOW IS THIS GUY A CHARACTER IN AN ADVENTURE GAME?!"
"Will you look at me? I mean, what am I supposed to do with this? [Ruby Roundhouse: You read the map.] I don't wanna read the map. I'm supposed to be her. Instead, there's actual hair growing out of my face! Sorry. All bodies are beautiful, even this one."
"At least I got rid of that stupid hat. Now I got this stupid hat."
"Did I die and turned into some kind of small, muscular boy scout?"
"[Dr. Smolder Bravestone: Would you look at me? I'm back! I mean, I haven't looked like this since–] Never. You looked like this never."
"You are a terrible driver!"
"Oh, my God, right? Like, I'm a total horse. I can't believe that we found you guys. Hi."
"What in the Sam Hill just happened to him?"
"You do it again, your ass is gonna be stuck here, Spencer! Because I'm not coming back!"
"Okay, we have some issues here. The game is busted!"
"It's your strengths and weaknesses."
"Bethany thought you might need some help."
"Welcome to Jumanji."
"If you wish to leave the game, you must save Jumanji and call out its name."
"Dwayne Johnson as Dr. Smolder Bravestone"
"Jack Black as Professor Shelly Oberon"
"Kevin Hart as Franklin "Moose" Finbar"
"Karen Gillan as Ruby Roundhouse"
"Nick Jonas as Jefferson "Seaplane" McDonough"
"Awkwafina as Ming Fleetfoot"
"Rory McCann as Jurgen the Brutal"
"Madison Iseman as Bethany Walker"
"Rhys Darby as Nigel Billingsley"
"Bebe Neuwirth as Nora Shepherd"
Heute, am 12. Tag schlagen wir unser Lager in einem sehr merkwürdig geformten Höhleneingang auf. Wir sind von den Strapazen der letzten Tage sehr erschöpft, das Abenteuer an dem großen Wasserfall steckt uns noch allen in den Knochen. Wir bereiten uns daher nur ein kurzes Abendmahl und ziehen uns in unsere Kalebassen-Zelte zurück. Dr. Zwitlako kann es allerdings nicht lassen, noch einige Vermessungen vorzunehmen. 2. Aug.
- Das Tagebuch
Es gab sie, mein Lieber, es gab sie! Dieses Tagebuch beweist es. Es berichtet von rätselhaften Entdeckungen, die unsere Ahnen vor langer, langer Zeit während einer Expedition gemacht haben. Leider fehlt der größte Teil des Buches, uns sind nur 5 Seiten geblieben.
Also gibt es sie doch, die sagenumwobenen Riesen?
Weil ich so nen Rosenkohl nicht dulde!
- Zwei außer Rand und Band
Und ich bin sauer!