Jimmy Durante

"Inka dinka doo, a dinka dee, A dinka doo. Oh, what a tune for crooning. Inka dinka doo, a dinka dee A dinka doo. It's got the whole world spooning."

"Don't put no constrictions on da people. Leave 'em ta hell alone."

"That's the conditions that prevail!"

"I'm mortified!"

"Surrounded by assassins!"

"Everybody wants ta get inta da act!"

"I don't know where it's going, but I'm sticking with it!"

"I was hurt so deep that I made up my mind never to hurt anybody else, no matter what. I never made jokes about anybody's big ears, their stut- terin', or about them bein' off their nut."

"Goodnight Mrs. Calabash, wherever you are."

"Politics is developing more comedians than radio ever did."

"Be awful nice to 'em goin' up, because you're gonna meet 'em all comin' down."