Jack Black

"Hey guys, there isn't gonna be a Plan B. You called me in to bring the thunder and that's what I'm gonna do."

"It's great to be here at the VMA's! I know this show's been a little sketchy in the past. But there isn't gonna be any problems tonight...is there Eminem?! Not here, someone should've told me."

"You know what I just realized? Jack Black...Jack White! [points to Jack White]"

"Y-y-you know what? Fine! Go ahead, join the Black Eyed Peas! I-I-I don't need you...I don't need anybody! [runs away crying]"

"[cries] I just want my friend back!"

"I… am Steve."