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"Young Boy: Like my man Fiddy says, get rich or die trying."
"When there's blood in the streets it's time to buy. (attributed to Baron Rothschild)"
"I can change your entire program, so the sooner that you stop being my problem, and start being my solution, the better off you'll be."
"Captain Darius: Get these guys some vests."
"Vikram Walia: Protect and serve my ass, where's my fucking turban?"
"Veronica Keepsake: You're saying I violated section 34/Double-D?"
"Anyone else here smarter than me?"
"Respect is the ultimate currency."
"Or am I just whistling "Dixie" out of my ass?"
"When I'm good and ready, I'm gonna walk right through the front door."
"Fact is, all lies, all evil deeds, they stink. You can cover them up for a while, but they don't go away."
"Until I talk to them, they get nothing, not even a cup of coffee."
"You planned every inch of this thing right from the start and you've got everybody marching to your beat, including me, and I'm through buying it."
"This ain't no bank robbery."
"Don't bullshit the bullshitter!"
"Look out, bad guys! Here I come."
"Detective first grade Keith Fraz-ahhh."
"Sorry to interrupt you, Mister Mayor, but there's an old American saying: When there's blood on the streets, somebody's gotta go to jail."
"Thank you, bank robber!"
"I need to be assured that certain interests are protected."
"We got to sit back and look at this thing from a distance. Things are not all they appear to be."
"My name is Dalton Russell. Pay strict attention to what I say because I choose my words carefully and I never repeat myself. I told you my name, that's the who. The where could most readily be described as a prison cell. But there's a vast difference between being stuck in a tiny cell and being in prison. The what is easy. Recently, I planned and set in motion events to execute the perfect bank robbery. That's also the when. As for the why, beyond the obvious financial motivation, it's exceedingly simple: Because I can. Which leaves us only with the how. And therein, as the Bard would tell us, lies the rub."
"When I said that I planned the perfect bank robbery, I meant precisely that."
"You have four seconds. Anyone still standing gets shot."
"My friends and I are making a very large withdrawal from this bank. Anybody gets in our way, gets a bullet in the brain."
"Peter, think very carefully about how you answer the next question, because if you get it wrong, your headstone will read: "Here lies Peter Hammond, hero who valiantly attempted to prevent a brilliant bank robbery by trying to hide his cellular phone, but wound up getting shot in the fucking head.""
"Keith Frazier: "Nehmen Sie es nicht persönlich, Miss White, aber Sie können mich mal am Arsch lecken!" Madeline White: "Passen Sie auf, ich kann noch besser beißen, als ich bellen kann.""
"Kellner: "Darf ich Ihnen Ihren Hut abnehmen?" Keith Frazier: "Besorgen Sie sich gefälligst selbst einen!""
"Hauptdarsteller:"
"Erschienen: 2006"
"Genre: Thriller"
"Drehbuch: Russell Gewirtz"
Heute, am 12. Tag schlagen wir unser Lager in einem sehr merkwürdig geformten Höhleneingang auf. Wir sind von den Strapazen der letzten Tage sehr erschöpft, das Abenteuer an dem großen Wasserfall steckt uns noch allen in den Knochen. Wir bereiten uns daher nur ein kurzes Abendmahl und ziehen uns in unsere Kalebassen-Zelte zurück. Dr. Zwitlako kann es allerdings nicht lassen, noch einige Vermessungen vorzunehmen. 2. Aug.
- Das Tagebuch
Es gab sie, mein Lieber, es gab sie! Dieses Tagebuch beweist es. Es berichtet von rätselhaften Entdeckungen, die unsere Ahnen vor langer, langer Zeit während einer Expedition gemacht haben. Leider fehlt der größte Teil des Buches, uns sind nur 5 Seiten geblieben.
Also gibt es sie doch, die sagenumwobenen Riesen?
Weil ich so nen Rosenkohl nicht dulde!
- Zwei außer Rand und Band
Und ich bin sauer!