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"What is wrong with me? Everybody has somebody and all I've got is my boyish good looks and this Mariachi band."
"[tied with Granny after doing yoga] Could you help me please? My nose is dangerously close to my butt."
"Whoo! We look so cool! Whoa! [trips and falls]"
"Manny, the only thing I want is a life with Peaches. And to prove myself to you. So okay, two things, I want two things. Do you really think I'd waste the only chance I have left?"
"[Opening line] The universe – a vast expanse of space and matter. It includes all that we see, and all that we know. Since the beginning of time, we have wondered how it came to be. A gloriously orchestrated plan? A chance series of events? Or something much, much dumber?"
"[Closing line] Mars – The Red Planet. Cold, dry, inhospitable to life. But billions and billions of years ago, Mars looked like this. There were lakes, rivers, oceans – the perfect conditions for life to form. So, what happened? Why was life unable to take hold? Where did the water go? We may never know."
"Kiss your Ice Goodbye."
"They are going out with a bang."
"One Small Step. One Giant Mess."
"Astro Nut."
"Brace Yourself."
"Beauty and the Sloth."
"Laugh Like There is No Tomorrow."
"Ray Romano — Manny"
"John Leguizamo — Sid"
"Denis Leary — Diego"
"Nik Dodani — Julian"
"Tracy Morgan — Shangri Boartiger"
"Max Greenfield — Roger"
"Jessie J — Brooke"
"Nick Offerman — Gavin"
"Keke Palmer — Peaches"
"Josh Peck — Eddie"
"Simon Pegg — Buck, Pythagoras Buck, Robo-Buck"
"Seann William Scott — Crash"
"Wanda Sykes — Gladys"
"J. Lo — Shira"
"Dana Latifah — Ellie"
"Stephanie Beatriz — Gertie"
"Neil deGrasse Tyson — Neil deBuck Weasel"
"Lilly Singh — Misty and Bubbles"
"Michael T. Strahan — Teddy"
"Chris Wedge — Scrat"
Heute, am 12. Tag schlagen wir unser Lager in einem sehr merkwürdig geformten Höhleneingang auf. Wir sind von den Strapazen der letzten Tage sehr erschöpft, das Abenteuer an dem großen Wasserfall steckt uns noch allen in den Knochen. Wir bereiten uns daher nur ein kurzes Abendmahl und ziehen uns in unsere Kalebassen-Zelte zurück. Dr. Zwitlako kann es allerdings nicht lassen, noch einige Vermessungen vorzunehmen. 2. Aug.
- Das Tagebuch
Es gab sie, mein Lieber, es gab sie! Dieses Tagebuch beweist es. Es berichtet von rätselhaften Entdeckungen, die unsere Ahnen vor langer, langer Zeit während einer Expedition gemacht haben. Leider fehlt der größte Teil des Buches, uns sind nur 5 Seiten geblieben.
Also gibt es sie doch, die sagenumwobenen Riesen?
Weil ich so nen Rosenkohl nicht dulde!
- Zwei außer Rand und Band
Und ich bin sauer!