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"The original Jethro Tull was a 19th century English agriculturist who invented a seed drill you see... the first automatic process where by small holes were made in Mother Earth and even smaller seeds were deposited one at a time and neetly covered over as a cat does after having been naughty."
"I don't think it's very easy to make friends with musicians. We're all a bit paranoid. It soon becomes very heavy."
"Oh father high in heaven — smile down upon your sonWho's busy with his money games — his women and his gun."
"In the beginning Man created God; and in the image of Man created he him."
":2 And Man gave unto God a multitude of names, that he might be Lord over all the earth when it was suited to Man."
":3 And on the seven millionth day Man rested and did lean heavily on his God and saw that it was good."
":4 And Man formed Aqualung of the dust of the ground, and a host of others likened unto his kind."
":5 And these lesser men Man did cast into the void. And some were burned; and some were put apart from their kind."
":6 And Man became the God that he had created and with his miracles did rule over all the earth."
":7 But as all these things did come to pass, the Spirit that did cause man to create his God lived on within all men: even within Aqualung."
":8 And man saw it not."
":9 But for Christ's sake he'd better start looking."
"I may make you feel but I can't make you thinkYour sperm's in the gutter, your love's in the sink."
Heute, am 12. Tag schlagen wir unser Lager in einem sehr merkwürdig geformten Höhleneingang auf. Wir sind von den Strapazen der letzten Tage sehr erschöpft, das Abenteuer an dem großen Wasserfall steckt uns noch allen in den Knochen. Wir bereiten uns daher nur ein kurzes Abendmahl und ziehen uns in unsere Kalebassen-Zelte zurück. Dr. Zwitlako kann es allerdings nicht lassen, noch einige Vermessungen vorzunehmen. 2. Aug.
- Das Tagebuch
Es gab sie, mein Lieber, es gab sie! Dieses Tagebuch beweist es. Es berichtet von rätselhaften Entdeckungen, die unsere Ahnen vor langer, langer Zeit während einer Expedition gemacht haben. Leider fehlt der größte Teil des Buches, uns sind nur 5 Seiten geblieben.
Also gibt es sie doch, die sagenumwobenen Riesen?
Weil ich so nen Rosenkohl nicht dulde!
- Zwei außer Rand und Band
Und ich bin sauer!