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"I'm going to need a couple of jars of jelly on the plane and two parachutes."
"[To Kelly] It's like you're a double-agent! It's like you're working against me!"
"This man is Arnold Gundars, premiere arms dealer. We believe he has the switchblade."
"[In a sexually aggressive way, Rachel slams Alex against a wall and then down on a cot] Oh! I think you broke my spine. [Rachel laughs] But in a good way."
"[To Kelly] That's the type of thing we're gonna be doing on the mission."
"What you're about to hear is a national secret."
"[Looking over list] This is a who's who of the international bad boys club."
"Don't tell anyone."
"The switchblade is undetectable through radar, infra red, even the human eye."
"[To Alex] Hey, come on now. Hey, come on now. Let me at least see the goods."
"[To Alex] Let me show you something a little Kelly Robinson style. Hold on, here we go!"
"[High on gas fumes in the sewers of Budapest, tearing up, to Alex] We twins."
"Hey, I can see you, and me, and you, and... oh, I like this!"
"I'm 57 and 0 baby."
"Introducing the undisputed champion of the world: Kelly Robinson."
"Eddie Murphy as Kelly"
"Owen Wilson as Alex"
"Famke Janssen as Rachel"
"Malcolm McDowell as Gundars"
"Gary Cole as Carlos"
"Phill Lewis as Jerry"
"Viv Leacock as T.J."
"Keith Dallas as Lunchbox"
"Tate Taylor as Lieutenant Percy"
"Lynda Boyd as Edna"
"Bill Mondy as McIntyre"
"Espionage with attitude."
"Get another field of view"
Heute, am 12. Tag schlagen wir unser Lager in einem sehr merkwürdig geformten Höhleneingang auf. Wir sind von den Strapazen der letzten Tage sehr erschöpft, das Abenteuer an dem großen Wasserfall steckt uns noch allen in den Knochen. Wir bereiten uns daher nur ein kurzes Abendmahl und ziehen uns in unsere Kalebassen-Zelte zurück. Dr. Zwitlako kann es allerdings nicht lassen, noch einige Vermessungen vorzunehmen. 2. Aug.
- Das Tagebuch
Es gab sie, mein Lieber, es gab sie! Dieses Tagebuch beweist es. Es berichtet von rätselhaften Entdeckungen, die unsere Ahnen vor langer, langer Zeit während einer Expedition gemacht haben. Leider fehlt der größte Teil des Buches, uns sind nur 5 Seiten geblieben.
Also gibt es sie doch, die sagenumwobenen Riesen?
Weil ich so nen Rosenkohl nicht dulde!
- Zwei außer Rand und Band
Und ich bin sauer!