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April 10, 2026
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"I wouldn't do something like this unless I was desperate."
"Have you seen how out of control this party is?"
"He got a hologram of himself just to give him compliments?"
"No! What the >BLEEP< just happened?"
"There's some crazy, beautiful, weird-ass shit about to go down."
"How about we throw a party here?"
"Looks like we about to throw a house…"
"We can throw the party, have it cleaned, without him even knowing."
"He's eating an apple at a party. Who eats an apple at a party? That's a sign of a madman."
"You handled the decision to go to Miami perfectly."
"Your hairline is perfect. Anyone who says otherwise is just jealous."
"To become a champion, you must think like a champion."
"Party Like Your Life Depends on It."
"Jacob Latimore — Kevin"
"Tosin Cole — Damon"
"Karen Obilom — Venus"
"DC Young Fly — Vic"
"Shakira Ja'nai Paye — Mika"
"Melvin Gregg — Larry"
"Andrew Santino — Peter"
"Allen Maldonado — Kyle"
"Rotimi — Guile"
"Kid Cudi — Himself"
"Mya — Herself"
"LeBron James — Himself"
"Watts Homie Quan — Himself"
"Walter Emanuel Jones — Himself"
"GaTa — Himself"
"Snoop Dogg — Himself"
"Juvenile — Himself"
"Tinashe — Herself"
"Carl Anthony Payne II — Himself"
"Tristan Thompson — Himself"
"Lil Wayne — Himself"
"Odell Beckham Jr. — Himself"
"Mark Cuban — Himself"
"Jamal Olori — Himself"
"Kid 'n Play — Themselves"
"Anthony Davis — Himself"
"Lena Waithe — Herself"
"Chauncey Hit-Boy Hollis — Himself"
"Big Sean — Himself"
"Karrueche Tran — Herself"
Heute, am 12. Tag schlagen wir unser Lager in einem sehr merkwürdig geformten Höhleneingang auf. Wir sind von den Strapazen der letzten Tage sehr erschöpft, das Abenteuer an dem großen Wasserfall steckt uns noch allen in den Knochen. Wir bereiten uns daher nur ein kurzes Abendmahl und ziehen uns in unsere Kalebassen-Zelte zurück. Dr. Zwitlako kann es allerdings nicht lassen, noch einige Vermessungen vorzunehmen. 2. Aug.
- Das Tagebuch
Es gab sie, mein Lieber, es gab sie! Dieses Tagebuch beweist es. Es berichtet von rätselhaften Entdeckungen, die unsere Ahnen vor langer, langer Zeit während einer Expedition gemacht haben. Leider fehlt der größte Teil des Buches, uns sind nur 5 Seiten geblieben.
Also gibt es sie doch, die sagenumwobenen Riesen?
Weil ich so nen Rosenkohl nicht dulde!
- Zwei außer Rand und Band
Und ich bin sauer!