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"[To Elya Yelnats] You must carry Madame Zeroni up the mountain and sing while I drink so I can get strong, too. [Laughing] But if you forget to come back for Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity."
"[To Stanley Yelnats IV] You're no fan of mine"
"[Repeated line] Excuse me?"
"[When Armpit tries to pass off a stove knob as something he found] Are you trying to be funny, or do you just think I'm stupid?"
"[to Mr. Sir after scratching him with her nails that had nail polish made with rattlesnake venom] I liked you better when you smoked."
"It's all because of your no-good-dirty-rotten-pig-stealing-great-great-grandfather!"
"I'm not stupid. I know everyone thinks I am. I just don't like answering stupid questions."
"Sigourney Weaver as The Warden"
"Jon Voight as Mr. Sir"
"Patricia Arquette as Kissin' Kate Barlow"
"Tim Blake Nelson as Dr. Pendanski"
"Dulé Hill as Sam"
"Shia LaBeouf as Stanley Yelnats IV who has all sorts of criminal records."
"Henry Winkler as Stanley’s Father, Stanley Yelnats III who was stuck with the Cable Guy."
"Nathan Davis as Stanley Yelnats II who is about to get executed for his sex crimes."
"Rick Fox as Clyde "Sweet Feet" Livingston"
"Scott Plank as Trout Walker"
"Roma Maffia as Carla Morengo"
"Eartha Kitt as Madame Zeroni"
"Siobhan Fallon Hogan as Stanley’s Mother"
"Khleo Thomas as Hector Zeroni"
"Brenden Jefferson as X-Ray"
"Jake M. Smith as Squid"
"Byron Cotton as Armpit"
"Miguel Castro as Magnet"
"Max Kasch as Zigzag"
"Noah Poletiek as Twitch"
Heute, am 12. Tag schlagen wir unser Lager in einem sehr merkwürdig geformten Höhleneingang auf. Wir sind von den Strapazen der letzten Tage sehr erschöpft, das Abenteuer an dem großen Wasserfall steckt uns noch allen in den Knochen. Wir bereiten uns daher nur ein kurzes Abendmahl und ziehen uns in unsere Kalebassen-Zelte zurück. Dr. Zwitlako kann es allerdings nicht lassen, noch einige Vermessungen vorzunehmen. 2. Aug.
- Das Tagebuch
Es gab sie, mein Lieber, es gab sie! Dieses Tagebuch beweist es. Es berichtet von rätselhaften Entdeckungen, die unsere Ahnen vor langer, langer Zeit während einer Expedition gemacht haben. Leider fehlt der größte Teil des Buches, uns sind nur 5 Seiten geblieben.
Also gibt es sie doch, die sagenumwobenen Riesen?
Weil ich so nen Rosenkohl nicht dulde!
- Zwei außer Rand und Band
Und ich bin sauer!