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"It may be that the whole phenomenon of monarchy is irrational, but that doesn't mean that when we look at it we should behave like spectators at Bedlam. Cheerful curiosity can easily become cruelty. It can easily become fatal. We don't cut off the heads of royal ladies these days, but we do sacrifice them, and we did memorably drive one to destruction a scant generation ago. History makes fools of us, makes puppets of us, often enough. But it doesn't have to repeat itself."
"Imagination only comes when you privilege the subconscious, when you make delay and procrastination work for you."
"Evidence is always partial. Facts are not truth, though they are part of it â information is not knowledge. And history is not the past â it is the method we have evolved of organising our ignorance of the past. Itâs the record of whatâs left on the record. Itâs the plan of the positions taken, when we to stop the dance to note them down. Itâs whatâs left in the sieve when the centuries have run through it â a few stones, scraps of writing, scraps of cloth. It is no more âthe pastâ than a birth certificate is a birth, or a script is a performance, or a map is a journey. It is the multiplication of the evidence of fallible and biased witnesses, combined with incomplete accounts of actions not fully understood by the people who performed them. Itâs no more than the best we can do, and often it falls short of that."
"He will remember his first sight of the open sea: a gray wrinkled vastness, like the residue of a dream."
"âSo now, tell me how was Yorkshire.ââ âFilthy.â He sits down. âWeather. People. Manners. Morals.â"
"He never sees Moreâa star in another firmament, who acknowledges him with a grim nodâwithout wanting to ask him, whatâs wrong with you? Or whatâs wrong with me? Why does everything you know, and everything youâve learned, confirm you in what you believed before? Whereas in my case, what I grew up with, and what I thought I believed, is chipped away a little and a little, a fragment then a piece and then a piece more. With every month that passes, the corners are knocked off the certainties of this world: and the next world too. Show me where it says, in the Bible, âPurgatory.â Show me where it says ârelics, monks, nuns.â Show me where it says âPope.â"
"For whatâs the point of breeding children, if each generation does not improve on what went before?"
"âThe multitude,â Cavendish says, âis always desirous of a change. They never see a great man set up but they must pull him downâfor the novelty of the thing.â"
"âHis reliquary!â George is upset, astonished. âTo part with it like this! It is a piece of the true Cross!â âWeâll get him another. I know a man in Pisa makes them ten for five florins and a round dozen for cash up front. And you get a certificate with St. Peterâs thumbprint, to say theyâre genuine.â"
"Beneath every history, another history."
"The trouble with England, he thinks, is that itâs so poor in gesture. We shall have to develop a hand signal for âBack off, our prince is fucking this manâs daughter.â He is surprised that the Italians have not done it. Though perhaps they have, and he just never caught on."
"Itâs not easy to speak of nonexistence, even if youâve already commissioned your tomb."
"Thomas More says that the imperial troops, for their enjoyment, are roasting live babies on spits. Oh, he would! says Thomas Cromwell. Listen, soldiers donât do that. Theyâre too busy carrying away everything they can turn into ready money."
"We donât have to invite pain in, he thinks. Itâs waiting for us: sooner rather than later."
"Unreliable, is the word that comes to mind. If all the old stories are to be believed, and some people, let us remember, do believe them, then our king is one part bastard archer, one part hidden serpent, one part Welsh, and all of him in debt to the Italian banksâŚ"
"News comes from France of the cardinalâs triumphs, parades, public Masses and extempore Latin orations. It seems that, once disembarked, he has stood on every high altar in Picardy and granted the worshippers remission of their sins. Thatâs a few thousand Frenchman free to start all over again."
"It is a sure sign of troubled minds, the habit of quotation."
"There cannot be new things in England. There can be old things freshly presented or new things that pretend to be old."
"More pats his arm. âHave you no plans to marry again, Thomas? No? Perhaps wise. My father always says, choosing a wife is like putting your hand into a bag full of writhing creatures, with one eel to six snakes. What are the chances you will pull out the eel?â"
"âBut I need a new husband. To stop them calling me names. Can the cardinal get husbands?â âThe cardinal can do anything. What kind of husband would you like?â She considers. âOne who will take care of my children. One who can stand up to my family. One who doesnât die.â"
"Katherine finds him too intimate with his co-legate; anyone who has spent much time with Wolsey, she thinks, no longer knows what honesty is."
"The king turns, he looks at him, astonished. âYou are not of Thomas Moreâs opinion, are you?â He waits. He cannot imagine what the king is going to say. âLa chasse. He thinks it barbaric.â âOh, I see. No, Your Majesty, I favor any sport thatâs cheaper than battle.â"
"He says, âNo ruler in the history of the world has ever been able to afford a war. Theyâre not affordable things. No prince ever says, âThis is my budget, so this is the kind of war I can have.â You enter into one and it uses up all the money youâve got, and then it breaks you and bankrupts you.â"
"Norfolk approaches him. He stands far too close. His eyes are bloodshot. Every sinew is jumping. He says, âSubstitute nothing, you misbegottenââ The duke stabs a forefinger into his shoulder. âYouâŚperson,â he says; and again, âyou nobody from Hell, you whore-spawn, you cluster of evil, you lawyer.â"
"It will be the usual tense gathering, everyone cross and hungry: for even a rich Italian with an ingenious kitchen cannot find a hundred ways with smoked eel or salt cod. The merchants in Lent miss their mutton and malmsey, their nightly grunt in a featherbed with wife or mistress; from now to Good Friday their knives will be out for some cutthroat intelligence, some mean commercial advantage."
"A part of the art of ruling, I suppose, is to know when to shut your ears."
"He stands by a window. A flock of starlings settles among the tight black buds of a bare tree. Then, like black buds unfolding, they open their wings; they flutter and sing, stirring everything into motion, air, wings, black notes in music. He becomes aware that he is watching them with pleasure: that something almost extinct, some small gesture toward the future, is ready to welcome the spring; in some spare, desperate way, he is looking forward to Easter, the end of Lenten fasting, the end of penitence. There is a world beyond this black world. There is a world of the possible. A world where Anne can be queen is a world where Cromwell can be Cromwell. He sees it; then he doesnât. The moment is fleeting. But insight cannot be taken back. You cannot return to the moment you were in before."
"âHe told me that you had a loathing of those in the religious life. That was why he found you diligent in his work.â âThat was not the reason.â He looks up. âMay I speak?â âOh, for Godâs sake,â Henry cries. âI wish someone would.â He is startled. Then he understands. Henry wants a conversation, on any topic. One thatâs nothing to do with love, or hunting, or war. Now that Wolseyâs gone, thereâs not much scope for it; unless you want to talk to a priest of some stripe. And if you send for a priest, what does it come back to? To love; to Anne; to what you want and canât have. âIf you ask me about the monks, I speak from experience, not prejudice, and though I have no doubt that some foundations are well governed, my experience has been of waste and corruption. May I suggest to Your Majesty that, if you wish to see a parade of the seven deadly sins, you do not organize a masque at court but call without notice at a monastery? I have seen monks who live like great lords, on the offerings of poor people who would rather buy a blessing than buy bread, and that is not Christian conduct. Nor do I take the monasteries to be the repositories of learning some believe they are. Was Grocyn a monk, or Colet, or Linacre, or any of our great scholars? They were university men. The monks take in children and use them as servants, they donât even teach the dog Latin. I donât grudge them some bodily comforts. It cannot always be Lent. What I cannot stomach is hypocrisy, fraud, idlenessâtheir worn-out relics, their threadbare worship, and their lack of invention. When did anything good last come from a monastery? They do not invent, they only repeat, and what they repeat is corrupt. For hundreds of years the monks have held the pen, and what they have written is what we take to be our history, but I do not believe it really is. I believe they have suppressed the history they donât like, and written one that is favorable to Rome.â"
"Leases, writs, statutes, all are written to be read and each person reads them by the light of self-interest."
"Wherever he goes he is cheered by the people. âThe people?â Norfolk says. Theyâd cheer a Barbary ape. Who cares what they cheer? Hang âem all.â âBut then who will you tax?â he says, and Norfolk looks at him fearfully, unsure if heâs made a joke."
"Rumors of the cardinalâs popularity donât make him glad, they make him afraid. The king has given Wolsey a pardon. But if he was offended once, he can be offended again. If they could think up forty-four charges, thenâif fantasy is unconstrained by truthâthey can think up forty-four more."
"And I suppose the cardinal might send him a present for his trouble. Some money, I mean. Our aunt Mercy says that the pope does nothing except on cash terms."
"What was England, before Wolsey? A little offshore island, poor and cold."
"The ladies of Italy, seemingly carefree, wore constructions of iron beneath their silks. It took infinite patience, not just in negotiation, to get them out of their clothes."
"Lent saps the spirits, as of course it is designed to do."
"âShe is selling herself by the inch. The gentlemen all say you are advising her. She wants a present in cash for every advance above her knee.â âNot like you, Mary. One push backward and, good girl, hereâs your fourpence.â âWell. You know. If kings are doing the pushing.â She laughs. âAnne has very long legs. By the time he comes to her secret part he will be bankrupt. The French wars will be cheap, in comparison.â"
"One tradesman the same as the next? Not in the real world. Any man with a steady hand and a cleaver can call himself a butcher: but without the smith, where does he get that cleaver? Without the man who works in metal, where are your hammers, your scythes, your sickles, scissors and planes? Your arms and armor, your arrowheads, your pikes and your guns? Where are your ships at sea and their anchors? Where are your grappling hooks, your nails, latches, hinges, pokers and tongs? Where are your spits, kettles, trivets, your harness rings, buckles and bits? Where are your knives?"
"But it is no use to justify yourself. It is no good to explain. It is weak to be anecdotal. It is wise to conceal the past even if there is nothing to conceal. A manâs power is in the half-light, in the half-seen movements of his hand and the unguessed-at expression of his face. It is the absence of facts that frightens people: the gap you open, into which they pour their fears, fantasies, desires."
"The cardinal used to say, the English will forgive a king anything, until he tries to tax them."
"Anne says, âI am Jezebel. You, Thomas Cromwell, are the priests of Baal.â Her eyes are alight. âAs I am a woman, I am the means by which sin enters this world. I am the devilâs gateway, the cursed ingress. I am the means by which Satan attacks the man, whom he was not bold enough to attack, except through me. Well, that is their view of the situation. My view is that there are too many priests with scant learning and smaller occupation. And I wish the Pope and the Emperor and all Spaniards were in the sea and drowned.â"
"Why do I feel I have heard this story before? She has a flock of monks and priests about her, who directed the peopleâs eyes heavenward while picking their pockets."
"Wolsey always said that the making of a treaty is the treaty. It doesnât matter what the terms are, just that there are terms. Itâs the goodwill that matters. When that runs out, the treaty is broken, whatever the terms say."
"Gambling is not a vice, if you can afford to do it."
"The king laughs. âWhy would I trust a man with my business, if he could not manage his own?â"
"âOh, you are not disappointing,â Henry says. âBut the moment you are, I will let you know.â"
"I donât suppose she would be a bad wife, for somebody who was prepared to keep her chained to the wall."
"âYou see,â she says slowly, âI was always desired. But now I am valued. And that is a different thing, I find.â"
"âHe is a good boy, Gregory. Not the most forward, but I can understand that. Weâll make him useful yet.â âYou donât intend him for the church?â Cranmer asks. âI said,â growls Rowland, âweâll make him useful.â"
"When have I, when have I ever forced anyone to do anything, he starts to say: but Richard cuts in, âNo, you donât, I agree, itâs just that you are practiced at persuading, and sometimes itâs quite difficult, sir to distinguish being persuaded by you from being knocked down in street and stamped on.â"
"I used to think that the interesting issue was whether we should have a monarchy or not. But now I think that question is rather like, should we have pandas or not? Our current royal family doesn't have the difficulties in breeding that pandas do, but pandas and royal persons alike are expensive to conserve and ill-adapted to any modern environment. But aren't they interesting? Aren't they nice to look at? Some people find them endearing; some pity them for their precarious situation; everybody stares at them, and however airy the enclosure they inhabit, it's still a cage."
Heute, am 12. Tag schlagen wir unser Lager in einem sehr merkwĂźrdig geformten HĂśhleneingang auf. Wir sind von den Strapazen der letzten Tage sehr erschĂśpft, das Abenteuer an dem groĂen Wasserfall steckt uns noch allen in den Knochen. Wir bereiten uns daher nur ein kurzes Abendmahl und ziehen uns in unsere Kalebassen-Zelte zurĂźck. Dr. Zwitlako kann es allerdings nicht lassen, noch einige Vermessungen vorzunehmen. 2. Aug.
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Es gab sie, mein Lieber, es gab sie! Dieses Tagebuch beweist es. Es berichtet von rätselhaften Entdeckungen, die unsere Ahnen vor langer, langer Zeit während einer Expedition gemacht haben. Leider fehlt der grĂśĂte Teil des Buches, uns sind nur 5 Seiten geblieben.
Also gibt es sie doch, die sagenumwobenen Riesen?
Weil ich so nen Rosenkohl nicht dulde!
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Und ich bin sauer!