Harold and Maude

"Dreyfus once wrote from Devil's Island that he would see the most glorious birds. Many years later in Brittany, he realized they had only been sea gulls... For me, they will always be... glorious birds."

"I haven't lived... I've died a few times."

"Well, what do you say, Harold? Ah, it's a great life. There's action, adventure, advising, and you'll get a chance to see the war first-hand. And there are plenty of slant-eyed girls. I'll make a man out of you, Harold. You'll travel the world, put on a uniform, and take on a man's job. You'll walk tall, with a glint in your eye and a spring in your step, and the knowledge in your heart that you are working for peace and are serving your country, just like Nathan Hale. Now, that's what this country needs - more Nathan Hales. [He salutes a picture of Nathan Hale] And, Harold, I think I can see a little Nathan Hale in you."

"I would be remiss in my duty, if I did not tell you, that the idea of...... intercourse... and the fact of your firm, young... body..... commingling, with the... withered flesh... sagging... breasts... and flabby b-... buttocks... makes me want... to vomit."

"Ruth Gordon – Dame Marjorie "Maude" Chardin"

"Bud Cort – Harold Parker Chasen"

"Vivian Pickles – Mrs. Chasen"

"Cyril Cusack – Glaucus"

"Ellen Geer – Sunshine Doré"

"Eric Christmas – Priest"

"G. Wood – Psychiatrist"

"Charles Tyner – General Victor Ball"

"Judy Engles – Candy Gulf"

"Shari Summers – Edith Phern"

"Tom Skerritt – as Motorcycle Officer"