Guarding Tess

"I'm a secret service agent, Mrs. Carlisle, not a caddy. You want that ball? I suggest you go get it yourself."

"Since you've insisted on me staying, you should know I intend to do my job by the book which means we don't run errands, we don't make snacks and we don't check our guns at the door. Now if you don't like any of this, I suggest you call Washington and get yourself a new man."

"The President is coming to Somersville. Will you have the cars and the machine guns ready in about an hour?"

"You should get a date, you should have a martini, you should drive with the top down, you should better yet give a tired old widow a break."

"Do I still have any influence in that evil little town or have they forgotten all about me?"

"Shirley MacLaine — Tess Carlisle"

"Nicolas Cage — Doug Chesnic"

"Austin Pendleton — Earl Fowler"

"Edward Albert — Barry Carlisle"

"James Rebhorn — Howard Schaeffer"

"Richard Griffiths — Frederick"

"John Roselius — Tom Bahlor"

"David Graf — Lee Danielson"

"James Lally — Joe Spector"

"Harry J. Lennix — Kenny Young"

"Susan Blommaert — Kimberly Cannon"

"Dale Dye — Charles Ivy"

"James Handy — Neal Carlo"