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"I am a baaaad man."
"Having sex or boosting cars... Um, oo! Uh. How about having sex WHILE boosting cars?"
"I'm a little tired, I'm a little wired, and I think I deserve a little appreciation!"
"The ladies are dirty. Walk away. The ladies are dirty."
"I try to learn your ways, understand your obsessions. But this baseball, it's so bleeding boring. Isn't it?"
"They threw us out of England, they threw us out of France, so here we are. Flourishing, really, except for the minor inconvenience of despising everything about your country."
"[Blackmailing Memphis] One: You kill me, they kill you, your brother dies anyway. Two: You lie, you accept the job, you take your brother, you run. I hunt you down, I kill you, I kill your brother and I kill your mother for the aggravation you cause me. Three: You accept the job, you steal some cars, you make some money, and you be a big brother."
"Donny: Any asshole can pull a gun on somebody! You don't know the first thing about stealing a car! You need a role model!"
"Sway: Next I'll pull out the leather, high heels, and pink underwear for you."
"Sway: I've got two jobs. I've discovered that you have to work twice as hard when it's honest."
"Sway: Hello, ladies. I always was a sucker for a redhead."
"Sphinx: If his unpleasant wounding has in some way enlightened the rest of you as to the grim finish beneath the glossy veneer of criminal life and inspired you to change your ways, then his injuries carries with it an inherent nobility and a supreme glory. We should all be so fortunate. You say, "poor Toby". I say, "poor us"."
"Nicolas Cage - Randall "Memphis" Raines"
"Angelina Jolie - Sara "Sway" Wayland"
"Giovanni Ribisi - Kip Raines"
"Christopher Eccleston - Raymond Vincent "Carpenter" Calitri"
"Delroy Lindo - Detective Roland Castlebeck"
"Robert Duvall - Otto Halliwell"
"Will Patton - Atley Jackson"
"Vinnie Jones - Sphinx"
"Scott Caan - Tumbler"
"James Duval - Freb"
"Timothy Olyphant - Detective Drycoff"
"Chi McBride - Donny Astricky"
"William Lee Scott - Toby"
"Grace Zabriskie - Helen Raines"
"Frances Fisher - Junie Halliwell"
"Trevor Goddard - Don"
"Master P. - Johnny B"
Heute, am 12. Tag schlagen wir unser Lager in einem sehr merkwürdig geformten Höhleneingang auf. Wir sind von den Strapazen der letzten Tage sehr erschöpft, das Abenteuer an dem großen Wasserfall steckt uns noch allen in den Knochen. Wir bereiten uns daher nur ein kurzes Abendmahl und ziehen uns in unsere Kalebassen-Zelte zurück. Dr. Zwitlako kann es allerdings nicht lassen, noch einige Vermessungen vorzunehmen. 2. Aug.
- Das Tagebuch
Es gab sie, mein Lieber, es gab sie! Dieses Tagebuch beweist es. Es berichtet von rätselhaften Entdeckungen, die unsere Ahnen vor langer, langer Zeit während einer Expedition gemacht haben. Leider fehlt der größte Teil des Buches, uns sind nur 5 Seiten geblieben.
Also gibt es sie doch, die sagenumwobenen Riesen?
Weil ich so nen Rosenkohl nicht dulde!
- Zwei außer Rand und Band
Und ich bin sauer!