Girls Will Be Girls (2003 film)

"[placidly dusts framed photos, suddenly drops one] FUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKK!"

"When that doctor walked in my fear melted like ... snow in a ... melter."

"[after her third dog dies] Oh, COME ON!"

"[puts in false teeth, glass eye, and puts wig on] Hello, gorgeous!"

"So I said, why am I laughing? We're doing it doggy style and your name is Barker!"

"You know, they offered me that commercial for Depends. Lot of money, too! Just one little problem: I don't shit my pants."

"[in her movie Asteroid] Accordin' to my calculat-er, the asteroid will penetrate the ass-mosphere in 15 minutes!"

"I AM woman! ERA now!"

"[glancing down at beeper] Oh, fooey, I'm going to be late for my love game!"

"Thank you, sir! My pimp and I appreciate your business!"

"Feelings are like treasures, so bury them."

"Jack Plotnick - Evie"

"Clinton Leupp - Coco (as Coco Peru)"

"Jeffery Roberson - Varla / Marla"

"Ron Mathews - Stevie"

"Eric Stonestreet - Dr. Benson"

"Hamilton von Watts - Laurent"

"Dana Gould - Jeff"

"Chad Lindsey - Dr. Perfect"