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"And they said we were dead. Next stop: the White House!"
"[While watching one of Barack Obama's speeches] If he heals a sick baby, we're really fucked."
"When my grandfather found out that the Japanese had surrendered, he was lost. He didn't know what to do with himself. He came home, dropped dead the very next day. Fought his war, then he died. And my dad, when he retired from the Navy, he fell into a sense of despair for the rest of his life. I'm never gonna quit, Steve. I can't. I don't know how to just fade away."
"You're one of the leaders of the party now, Sarah. Don't get co-opted by Limbaugh and the other extremists. They'll destroy the party if you let them."
"I am raising millions of dollars for this campaign; hundreds of thousands of people are coming to see me speak! Not John McCain, God bless him, they are coming to see me! So, if I am single-handedly carrying this "campaign"... I'm gonna do what I want!"
"I'm trying to trust you people, but you're making it really hard for me!"
"I AM RUINED IN ALASKA! [hurls flip phone]"
"There are unknowns with Palin, and ah, certainly it could go bad. But if it were me, I'd rather lose by ten points going for the win than lose by one point and look back and say "Goddamn, we should have gone for the win"."
"Governor, this country has just elected the first African-American President in the history of its existence, and it is the concession speech that will legitimize his succession as Commander-in-Chief. It is a serious and solemn tradition, and John McCain, and only John McCain, will be giving the speech. This is how it has been done in every presidential election since the dawn of the Republic, and you, Sarah Palin, will not change the importance of this proud American tradition!"
"Julianne Moore - Sarah Palin"
"Woody Harrelson - Steve Schmidt"
"Ed Harris - John McCain"
"Sarah Paulson - Nicolle Wallace"
"Peter MacNicol - Rick Davis"
"Jamey Sheridan - Mark Salter"
"Ron Livingston - Mark Wallace"
"David Barry Gray - Todd Palin"
"Larry Sullivan - Chris Edwards"
"Melissa Farman - Bristol Palin"
"Kevin Bigley - Track Palin"
"Brian d'Arcy James - Ted Frank"
"Bruce Altman - Fred Davis"
"Colby French - Tucker Eskew"
"John Rothman - Arthur B. Culvahouse, Jr."
"Sandy Bainum - Cindy McCain"
"Tiffany Thornton - Meghan McCain"
"Alex Hyde-White - Lindsey Graham"
"Justin Gaston - Levi Johnston"
"Austin Pendleton - Joe Lieberman"
Heute, am 12. Tag schlagen wir unser Lager in einem sehr merkwürdig geformten Höhleneingang auf. Wir sind von den Strapazen der letzten Tage sehr erschöpft, das Abenteuer an dem großen Wasserfall steckt uns noch allen in den Knochen. Wir bereiten uns daher nur ein kurzes Abendmahl und ziehen uns in unsere Kalebassen-Zelte zurück. Dr. Zwitlako kann es allerdings nicht lassen, noch einige Vermessungen vorzunehmen. 2. Aug.
- Das Tagebuch
Es gab sie, mein Lieber, es gab sie! Dieses Tagebuch beweist es. Es berichtet von rätselhaften Entdeckungen, die unsere Ahnen vor langer, langer Zeit während einer Expedition gemacht haben. Leider fehlt der größte Teil des Buches, uns sind nur 5 Seiten geblieben.
Also gibt es sie doch, die sagenumwobenen Riesen?
Weil ich so nen Rosenkohl nicht dulde!
- Zwei außer Rand und Band
Und ich bin sauer!