Galaxy Quest

"[on the ship's klaxon sounding] I remember that sound! That's a bad sound!"

"Look, I have one job on this lousy ship. It's stupid, but I'm gonna do it, okay?"

"Let's get out of here before one of those things kills Guy!"

"[before going through the chompers] We shouldn’t have to do this! It makes no logical sense! Why is this here? [after going through the chompers] Whoever wrote this episode should die!"

"[completely deadpan] By Grabthar's Hammer... what a savings."

"[to Jason, after Jason fights Gorignak] I see you managed to get your shirt off."

"By Grabthar's Hammer, by the Suns of Warvan, you shall be avenged."

"Never give up, never surrender!"

"The show has been cancelled... but the adventure is just beginning."

"A comedy of galactic proportions."

"All systems are functioning Commander."

"Pedal to the metal, Commander."

"Are we there yet?"

"Tim Allen - Jason Nesmith/Commander Peter Quincy Taggart"

"Sigourney Weaver - Gwen DeMarco/Lt. Tawny Madison"

"Alan Rickman - Alexander Dane/Dr. Lazarus"

"Tony Shalhoub - Fred Kwan/Tech Sgt. Chen"

"Daryl Mitchell - Tommy Webber/Lt. Laredo"

"Sam Rockwell - Guy Fleegman"

"Enrico Colantoni - Mathesar"

"Robin Sachs - General Sarris"

"Patrick Breen - Quellek"

"Jed Rees - Teb"

"Sam Lloyd - Neru"

"Rainn Wilson - Lahnk"

"Missi Pyle - Laliari/Jane Doe"

"Justin Long - Brandon Wheeger"