G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra

"Technically, G.I. Joe does not exist, but if it did, it'd be comprised of the top men and women from the best military units in the world. The alpha dogs. When all else fails, we don't."

"Knowing is half the battle."

"Deploy the SHARCs!"

"(about the Baroness) She's gonna come after you. You know that, right? And with her Intel and toys, she'll find you."

"Okay, that was crazy. I didn't expect that."

"Try this on for size, boys."

"Would you look at that? Real American heroes."

"(about Scarlett) That redhead is really starting to piss me off!"

"For nearly 4 centuries, my ancestors have been the greatest creators of weaponry in the world. But perhaps in this century, I'll outdo them all. Nanomites, perfect little soldiers. Originally developed to isolate and kill cancer cells, but at MARS Industries, and with the help of a little NATO funding, we discovered how to program them to do almost anything. For example, eat metal. Watch this test of the world's first nanomite warhead. Each of these warheads contains seven million nanomites and has the ability to eat anything from a single tank, to an entire city. As you can see, it quickly converts to eating any and all material in its path. Once unleashed, the nanomites will not stop, ever. Once the target has been destroyed, the launcher triggers a kill switch, unique to each warhead, that short circuits the nanomites, preventing any unwanted destruction. Gentlemen, I'm pleased to announce that tomorrow morning, your first order of nanotech warheads ships from my factory in Kyrgyzstan."

"(to the Doctor) I appreciate your thirst for knowledge, but this world is messy enough. What it needs is unification, leadership. It has to be taken out of chaos by someone with complete control. (looks at the missile tubes) Beijing, Moscow, Washington. When these missiles detonate, the world will turn to the most powerful man on the planet. When I'm finished, the money will take care of itself. You'll be able to do all the research you want."

"Take the warheads to the missiles. I want them ready to launch in one hour."

"(about the Neo-Vipers) They feel no fear. Cortical nerve clusters show complete inactivity. They feel no pain. Concepts of morality are disengaged. They feel no regrets, no remorse. The nanomites join together as a fighting mechanism, first blocking, then expelling the cobra's venom"

"If we sold one warhead on the black market, I could continue my research."

"The time has come for the Cobra to rise up and reveal himself. [dons a new mask] You will call me... Commander!"

"Dennis Quaid - General Hawk"

"Joseph Gordon-Levitt - The Doctor/Rex Lewis/Cobra Commander"

"Christopher Eccleston - James McCullen/Destro"

"Channing Tatum - Captain Duke Hauser"

"Marlon Wayans - Ripcord"

"Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje - Heavy Duty"

"Arnold Vosloo - Zartan"

"Kevin J. O'Connor - Doctor Mindbender"

"Sienna Miller - Anastasia 'Ana' DeCobray/Baroness"

"Rachel Nichols - Shana 'Scarlett' O'Hara"

"Saïd Taghmaoui - Breaker"

"Byung-hun Lee - Storm Shadow"

"Ray Park - Snake Eyes"

"Courtney A. Kreiger - Cover Girl"

"Jonathan Pryce - U.S. President"

"Grégory Fitoussi - Baron de Cobray"

"Peter Breitmayer - Dr. Hundtkinder"

"Gerald Okamura - Hard Master"

"Brendan Fraser - Sergeant Stone"

"Evil never looked so good"

"When all ease fails, they don't"