Funny Girl

"[looking in the mirror] Hello, gorgeous."

"Suppose all ya ever had for breakfast was onion rolls. Then one day, in walks a (gasp)bagel! You'd say, 'Ugh, what's that?' Until you tried it! That's my problem. I'm a bagel on a plate full of onion rolls. Nobody recognizes me! Listen, I got 36 expressions. Sweet as pie and as tough as leather. And that's six expressions more than all them...Barrymores put together. Instead of just kicking me, why don't they give me a lift? Well, it must be a plot, 'cause they're scared that I got such a gift!..."

""No law against waiting," I said, "people do it all the time." For once, I didn't say too much, I didn't say too little, I said just what I said and then walked."

"[singing] Life's candy and the sun's a ball of butter."

"[singing] Don't tell me not to fly, I simply gotta If someone takes a spill It's me and not you Don't bring a cloud to rain on my parade."

"Barbra Streisand - Fanny Brice"

"Omar Sharif - Nick Arnstein"

"Kay Medford - Rose Brice"

"Anne Francis - Georgia James"

"Walter Pidgeon - Florenz Ziegfeld"

"Lee Allen - Eddie Ryan"

"Mae Questel - Mrs. Strakosh"