Freddy vs. Jason

"[narrating] My children... from the very beginning, it was the children who gave me my power. The Springwood Slasher, that's what they called me. My reign of terror was legendary. Dozens of children would fall by my blades. Then the parents of Springwood came for me, taking justice into their own hands. When I was alive, I might have been a little naughty, but after they killed me, I became something much, much worse. The stuff nightmares are made of. The children still feared me, and their fear gave me the power to invade their dreams, and that's when the fun really began! Until they figured out a way to forget about me, to erase me completely! Being dead wasn't a problem, but being forgotten?! Now that's a bitch! I can't come back if nobody remembers me! I can't come back if nobody's afraid! I had to search the bowels of hell, but I found someone, someone who'll make 'em remember. He may get the blood, but I'll get the glory, and that fear is my ticket home."

"[to himself, after Blake gets away] Not strong enough, yet. Well, I will be soon enough. Until then... I'll let Jason have some fun."

"[to Lori] Welcome to my world, bitch. I should warn you, princess... the first time tends to get a little... messy."

"[Referring to Jason] He may get the blood, but I'll get the glory."

"[After Jason steals his kill] She's mine! MINE! MIIIIIINE!"

"[Surprising Lori] Your eyes say no, no! But my mouth says yes! Yes!"

"Oh, God, y'all, two killers? We're not safe awake or asleep."

"So, you're the one everybody's afraid of? Tell me something. What kind of faggot runs around in a Christmas sweater?"

"Evil vs. Evil."

"Even a killer has something to fear."

"Evil will battle Evil."

"One, two, Freddy's coming for you... three, four, Jason's at your door..."

"Place your bets!"

"The "Slicer" - The "Dicer" - And This Time, They're Not Any "Nicer"!"

"When the son of a hundred maniacs battles an unstoppable killing machine, none will survive!"

"Winner kills all!"

"Robert Englund - Freddy Krueger"

"Ken Kirzinger - Jason Voorhees"

"Monica Keena - Lori Campbell"

"Jason Ritter - Will Rollins"

"Kelly Rowland - Kia Waterson"

"Chris Marquette - Charlie Linderman"

"Brendan Fletcher - Mark Davis"

"Lochlyn Munro - Deputy Stubbs"

"Katharine Isabelle - Gibb Smith"

"Kyle Labine - Bill Freeburg"

"Tom Butler - Dr. Campbell"

"Zack Ward - Bobby Davis"

"Gary Chalk - Sheriff Williams"

"Jesse Hutch - Trey"

"David Kopp - Blake"

"Chris Gauthier - Shack"

"Paula Shaw - Pamela Voorhees"