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"To you, science is magic and witchcraft, because you have such small minds! I cannot make your heads bigger, but your children's heads? I can take them and crack them open! This is what I try to do, to get at their brains!"
"Back home, everyone is scientist. Even my plumber wins Nobel Prize. Your country does not make enough scientist. Always needs more. You should be a scientist, Victor."
"Science is not good or bad, Victor. But it can be used both ways. That is why you must always be careful."
"[after Sparky hit by a car or a burning windmill collapsed at the final climax, his parents gripping him by the arms so he won't impulsively run forward into danger] NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!"
"[to Sparky's lifeless body after resuscitation attempt] It's okay, boy. You don't have to come back. You'll always be in my heart."
"What you did was a very serious thing! Crossing the boundary between life and death, reanimating a corpse! It's very upsetting!"
"Charlie Tahan as Victor Frankenstein"
"Martin Short as Edward Frankenstein / Nassor / Mr. Burgermeister"
"Catherine O’Hara as Susan Frankenstein / Weird Girl / Gym Teacher"
"Martin Landau as Mr. Rzykruski"
"Winona Ryder as Elsa Van Helsing"
"Frank Welker as Sparky / Sea Monkeys"
"Dee Bradley Baker as Persephone / Shelly / Colossus"
"Michael Welch as Mr. Whiskers"
"Atticus Shaffer as Edgar "E" Gore"
"Robert Capron as Bob"
"Conchata Ferrell as Bob's Mom"
"James Hiroyuki Liao as Toshiaki"
"Tom Kenny as New Holland Townsfolk"
"Christopher Lee as Dracula (in stock footage from Dracula)"
Heute, am 12. Tag schlagen wir unser Lager in einem sehr merkwürdig geformten Höhleneingang auf. Wir sind von den Strapazen der letzten Tage sehr erschöpft, das Abenteuer an dem großen Wasserfall steckt uns noch allen in den Knochen. Wir bereiten uns daher nur ein kurzes Abendmahl und ziehen uns in unsere Kalebassen-Zelte zurück. Dr. Zwitlako kann es allerdings nicht lassen, noch einige Vermessungen vorzunehmen. 2. Aug.
- Das Tagebuch
Es gab sie, mein Lieber, es gab sie! Dieses Tagebuch beweist es. Es berichtet von rätselhaften Entdeckungen, die unsere Ahnen vor langer, langer Zeit während einer Expedition gemacht haben. Leider fehlt der größte Teil des Buches, uns sind nur 5 Seiten geblieben.
Also gibt es sie doch, die sagenumwobenen Riesen?
Weil ich so nen Rosenkohl nicht dulde!
- Zwei außer Rand und Band
Und ich bin sauer!