Forgetting Sarah Marshall

"I like her hair. I wonder if the carpet matches her pubes."

"When life hands you lemons, just say fuck the lemons and bail."

"Let me just say that if God was a city planner, he would not put a playground next to a sewage system."

"You've got Christ between your thighs... but with a shorter beard."

"[In response to Matthew the waiter's question about how Aldous liked his CD] Oh, I was gonna listen to your CD, but then I just went on living my life."

"I would rather have my testicles spread wafer thin and then sort of pasted with honey and then have wasps unleashed at my own genitals and then I would like the resulting stings to be covered in vinegar and sort of worn as a swimming cap by a Nazi."

"From the guys who brought you "The 40-Year-Old Virgin" and "Knocked Up""

"The ultimate romantic disaster movie"

"When Peter got dumped by his girlfriend, he wanted to get as far away as possible. Apparently... so did she"

"A comedy about getting dumped, and taking it like a man."

"Jason Segel - Peter "Pete" Bretter"

"Kristen Bell - Sarah Marshall"

"Mila Kunis - Rachel Jansen"

"Russell Brand - Aldous Snow"

"Jack McBrayer - Darald Braden"

"Bill Hader - Brian Bretter"

"Jonah Hill - Matthew Van Der Wyk"

"Liz Cackowski - Liz Bretter"

"Da'Vone McDonald - Dwayne"

"Maria Thayer - Wyoma Braden"

"Paul Rudd - Chuck / Kunu"

"Jason Bateman - Animal Instincts Detective"

"William Baldwin - Himself / Det. Hunter Rush"

"Teila Tuli - Kimo"

"Branscombe Richmond - Keoki"