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April 10, 2026
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"[Shouting to Keeley's father] Can you give Keeley a message for me? Tell her I think her old man's a cunt!"
"[Leaving a phone message] Keeley, it's me. What's going on? I've left like three messages. I said sorry, didn't I? You know what I'm like. I was pissed off. Ring me back, you bitch."
"[To Billy's offer to go with her to wreak revenge on Connor] No, I've got some personal shit to deal with, I'll see you later!"
"[To Connor's daughter Keira riding her scooter, repeatedly] Keira! Your mum said I've gotta take you to the van to get some ice-cream. Come on! Do you wanna come. Let's see who can go faster, quick! Come through here, come on. Give me this. Well you can't ride it through here can you? We'll get it on the way back."
"[To Keira throwing rocks at her] That was silly weren't it?! You stupid little girl! Anyone can do that!"
"[Attempting to restrain Keira] Stop running off from me now! Stop kicking me! You're just as bad as your fucking father! [Throws Keira into River Thames who disappears briefly then resurfaces]"
"[Hands Mia an envelope] It's about your new school. You can stay there. You can fuck as many ASBO boys as you like there. [Mia throws envelope out window]"
"[To Mia] Did I tell you that I nearly had you aborted? I even made an appointment."
"[Runs after car, shouts to Mia inside] Bye, you skank! Don't forget to text me! Say hello to the whales for me!"
"Katie Jarvis as Mia"
"Kierston Wareing as Joanne"
"Rebecca Griffiths as Tyler"
"Michael Fassbender as Connor"
"Grant Wild as Keeley's Dad"
"Sarah Bayes as Keeley"
"Harry Treadaway as Billy"
Heute, am 12. Tag schlagen wir unser Lager in einem sehr merkwürdig geformten Höhleneingang auf. Wir sind von den Strapazen der letzten Tage sehr erschöpft, das Abenteuer an dem großen Wasserfall steckt uns noch allen in den Knochen. Wir bereiten uns daher nur ein kurzes Abendmahl und ziehen uns in unsere Kalebassen-Zelte zurück. Dr. Zwitlako kann es allerdings nicht lassen, noch einige Vermessungen vorzunehmen. 2. Aug.
- Das Tagebuch
Es gab sie, mein Lieber, es gab sie! Dieses Tagebuch beweist es. Es berichtet von rätselhaften Entdeckungen, die unsere Ahnen vor langer, langer Zeit während einer Expedition gemacht haben. Leider fehlt der größte Teil des Buches, uns sind nur 5 Seiten geblieben.
Also gibt es sie doch, die sagenumwobenen Riesen?
Weil ich so nen Rosenkohl nicht dulde!
- Zwei außer Rand und Band
Und ich bin sauer!