First Quote Added
April 10, 2026
Latest Quote Added
"[on the phone] Oh my. Where? Yeah? Aw geez. Okay, there in a jif. Real good, then."
"[after her husband, Norm, kisses her] Ya got Arby's all over me."
"[repeated line] Mind if I sit down? I'm carrying quite a load here."
"So that was Mrs. Lundegaard on the floor in there. And I guess that was your accomplice in the wood chipper. And those three people in Brainerd. And for what? For a little bit of money. There's more to life than a little money, you know. Don't you know that? And here ya are, and it's a beautiful day. Well, I just don't understand it."
"[Practices calling Wade] Yah, Wade, It's Jerry, I... Yah, Wade, it's, I, it's Jerry... I don't know what to do it's Jean. I don't know what to do it's my wife. I don't know what to do it's Jean. Wade, it's Jerry, I... Wade, it's Jerry! We gotta talk! Oh, geez, it's terrible... [calls the number] Yah, Wade Gustafson, please."
"I answered the darn - I'm cooperating here!"
"Would you crack the fuckin' window open, man. You know, it's proven that second-hand smoke is, uh, carcin-... uh, you know, a cancer agent."
"Keep it still back there, lady, or else we're gonna have to, ya know, to shoot ya."
"Just in town on business. Just in and out. Ha. Just a little of the old in-and-out."
"Shep! What the hell are you doing! I was bangin' that girl!"
"Stay away from me, man! Hey, go smoke a fuckin' peace pipe!"
"Gaear Grimsrud: You're a smooth, smoothie, yah know?"
"Wade Gustafson: It's my money. I'll deliver it - what do they care?...They want my money, they can deal with me."
"Wade Gustafson: Look, Jerry, you're not selling me a damn car. It's my show here."
"Mike Yanagita: Ya know, it's the Radisson, so it's pretty good."
"Mike Yanagita: So ya went and married Norm Son-of-a-Gunderson!"
"Shep Proudfoot: [beating Carl violently] Fucking little fucking weasel! Fuck you! You fucking motherfucking son of a fucking bitching fucking cunt! Jesus fucking Christ you fucking shitfuckbag motherfucker!"
"Small town. Big crime. Dead cold."
"A homespun murder story."
"A lot can happen in the middle of nowhere."
"An ordinary place, an extraordinary thriller."
"Frances McDormand - Marge Gunderson"
"William H. Macy - Jerry Lundegaard"
"Steve Buscemi - Carl Showalter"
"Peter Stormare - Gaear Grimsrud"
"Kristin Rudrüd - Jean Lundegaard"
"Harve Presnell - Wade Gustafson"
"John Carroll Lynch - Norm Gunderson"
"Bruce Bohne - Lou"
"Cliff Rakerd - Officer Olson"
"Steve Park - Mike Yanagita"
"Bain Boehlke - Mr. Mohra"
Heute, am 12. Tag schlagen wir unser Lager in einem sehr merkwürdig geformten Höhleneingang auf. Wir sind von den Strapazen der letzten Tage sehr erschöpft, das Abenteuer an dem großen Wasserfall steckt uns noch allen in den Knochen. Wir bereiten uns daher nur ein kurzes Abendmahl und ziehen uns in unsere Kalebassen-Zelte zurück. Dr. Zwitlako kann es allerdings nicht lassen, noch einige Vermessungen vorzunehmen. 2. Aug.
- Das Tagebuch
Es gab sie, mein Lieber, es gab sie! Dieses Tagebuch beweist es. Es berichtet von rätselhaften Entdeckungen, die unsere Ahnen vor langer, langer Zeit während einer Expedition gemacht haben. Leider fehlt der größte Teil des Buches, uns sind nur 5 Seiten geblieben.
Also gibt es sie doch, die sagenumwobenen Riesen?
Weil ich so nen Rosenkohl nicht dulde!
- Zwei außer Rand und Band
Und ich bin sauer!