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April 10, 2026
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"I'm trying to get abducted… by aliens."
"I just wanna belong somewhere."
"So if any aliens are listening please come by and get me. Okay, bye, I love you."
"YES! I KNEW IT! I KNEW IT!!!"
"This is the most beautiful place I've ever seen!"
"Back home, I didn't fit in. I always thought Earth was the problem, but what if it's me?"
"I've never had a friend before."
"Glordon, I am not fireproof!"
"No one's ever asked me my name before."
"Well, I like you, and you seem fine to me."
"I've never been called a friend before."
"Hi, Dad! I'm a bargaining chip!"
"Just get in my mouth."
"Unbelievable! Fighting on the beach, skipping school? Am I going to have to put a tracker on you?"
"You need to make friends."
"Your life isn't up there, Elio. It's down here."
"If I cannot join the Communiverse, then I shall take it by force! Prepare to be conquered!"
"This is who they send? You're more puny than expected."
"Let me remind you who you are dealing with! I am Grigon, Blood Emperor of Hylurg… scourge of the Crab Nebula and a great father! Pull!"
"You will feel my wrath."
"[as Glordon laughs] What is that unholy sound?! Stop!"
"Are you prepared to become the greatest war machine in the universe? To make your enemies tremble at the sight of you?"
"My son cannot join those weaklings."
"I may not always understand you, but I still love you."
"The universe called… the wrong number."
"They asked for our leader. They got… him."
"Yonas Kibreab — Elio Solis/Other Elio"
"Zoe Saldana — Olga Solis"
"Remy Edgerly— Glordon/Other Glordon"
"Brandon Moon — Helix"
"Brad Garrett — Lord Grigon"
"Jameela Jamil — Questa"
"Dylan Gilmer — Bryce"
"Jake Getman — Caleb"
"Shirley Henderson — OOOOO"
"— Gunther Melmac"
"Anissa Borrego — Mira"
"— Diplo Ship"
"Bob Peterson - Universal Users Manual"
"Kate Mulgrew — Narrator of the Voyager 1 Museum Exhibit"
"— Colonel Markwell"
Heute, am 12. Tag schlagen wir unser Lager in einem sehr merkwürdig geformten Höhleneingang auf. Wir sind von den Strapazen der letzten Tage sehr erschöpft, das Abenteuer an dem großen Wasserfall steckt uns noch allen in den Knochen. Wir bereiten uns daher nur ein kurzes Abendmahl und ziehen uns in unsere Kalebassen-Zelte zurück. Dr. Zwitlako kann es allerdings nicht lassen, noch einige Vermessungen vorzunehmen. 2. Aug.
- Das Tagebuch
Es gab sie, mein Lieber, es gab sie! Dieses Tagebuch beweist es. Es berichtet von rätselhaften Entdeckungen, die unsere Ahnen vor langer, langer Zeit während einer Expedition gemacht haben. Leider fehlt der größte Teil des Buches, uns sind nur 5 Seiten geblieben.
Also gibt es sie doch, die sagenumwobenen Riesen?
Weil ich so nen Rosenkohl nicht dulde!
- Zwei außer Rand und Band
Und ich bin sauer!