Earth Girls Are Easy

"There's a giant blow dryer in my pool."

"I'm just a manicurist. I don't know about anything about anything, except nails. You know, nails?"

"Really, I could keep my mouth shut. I mean, I'm the kind of person that you could tell anything to and I'd never tell. Ask my cousin, Debbie. You know, she got like her boobs done and I never told anyone. Oh! Except I just told you."

"As if things weren't bad enough, now I've been abducted by aliens."

"[to Ted] If meaningless sex is what you want, why can't you have it with me?!"

"A relationship is a lot like a porcelain nail, Ted. You can break it, and you can glue it back together, but it's not going to be as strong as it was unless the person is really committed to not bringing home nurses!"

"Well I see split ends are universal. Lost in space with no conditioner, huh?"

"[singing] Because I'm blonde, I don't have to think, I talk like a baby, And I never pay for drinks, Don't have to worry, About getting a man, If I keep this blonde, And I keep these tanned, 'Cause I'm a blonde, Yeah, yeah, yeah, 'Cause I'm a blonde, Yeah, yeah, yeah, I see people working, It just makes me giggle, 'Cause I don't have to work, I just have to jiggle, 'Cause I'm blonde..."

"I just want to say that being chosen as this month's Miss August is like a compliment I'll remember for as long as I can. Right now I'm a freshman in my fourth year at UCLA, but my goal is to become a veterinarian, 'cause I love children."

"You guys are so lucky you crashed in the valley. It's the baddest place on earth!"

"These degenerates broke into my home and destroyed my property. I want them arrested right now. They're MTV scum!"

"Woody: Hey! Jail isn't so bad. It's where I learned how to surf."

"Valerie's about to discover how far a girl has to go to find Mr. Right."

"A recent poll showed that 3 out of 4 aliens agree... Earth Girls Are Easy."

"Get ready for Earth Girls Are Easy because this is going to be fun!"

"An out-of-this-world, down-to-earth comedy adventure."

"Geena Davis - Valerie Gail"

"Jeff Goldblum - Mac"

"Jim Carrey - Wiploc"

"Damon Wayans - Zeebo"

"Julie Brown - Candy Pink"

"Michael McKean - Woody"

"Charles Rocket - Dr. Ted Gallagher"

"Larry Linville - Dr. Bob"

"Rick Overton - Dr. Rick"

"Nedra Volz - Lana"

"Diane Stilwell - Robin"

"Angelyne - Herself"