Down Periscope

"[After the Stingray's overhaul] Well done, guys. She may not be the youngest girl at the ball... but she'll turn a head or two. If she drives as well as she looks, we may even survive!"

"[Objecting at a meeting of flag officers regarding Dodge's command] There is physical evidence that, as an ensign, he did become so physically intoxicated that he not only allowed himself to be tattooed, but tattooed on his genitalia. Now, call me a prude if you want, but I don't think it's good policy for the Navy to hand over a billion-dollar piece of equipment to a man who has "Welcome Aboard" tattooed on his penis!"

"Kelsey Grammer — Lt. Cmdr. Thomas "Tom" Dodge"

"Lauren Holly — Lt. Emily Lake, Diving Officer"

"Rob Schneider — Executive Officer (XO) Martin T. "Marty" Pascoe"

"Harry Dean Stanton — CPO Howard, Chief Engineer"

"Bruce Dern — Rear Adm. Yancy Graham"

"William H. Macy — Orlando Cmdr. Carl Knox"

"Ken Hudson Campbell — Seaman Buckman"

"Toby Huss — Seaman Nitro"

"Duane Martin — Planesman 1st Class Jefferson "R.J." Jackson"

"Jonathan Penner — Seaman Stanley "Spots" Sylvesterson"

"Bradford Tatum — Engineman 1st Class Brad Stepanak"

"Harland Williams — Seaman 2nd Class E.T. "Sonar" Lovacelli"

"Rip Torn — Vice Adm. Dean Winslow"