Doug Hall

"I am the truth-teller. I tried never to be mean, but Simon did tell me at one point. 'Doug, if you tell the truth, you don't have a choice.'"

"The other judges were all in suits and fancy clothes, and they didn't want to jump on a trampoline, or ride the go-cart in the dirt. I did every demo possible to see if the things would do what they were promising they would do."

"I'm the only guy who actually invented anything of the judges. They got a couple of advertising hacks, and a venture capitalist."

"Some of America is going to love him, and some of America is going to hate him."