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"Did you know that an ant has more intelligence than a hippopotamus? And that a grasshopper, in relation to his size, has more power in his hind legs than a kangaroo. Absolutely, fascinating! There's no doubt about it, animals are much more interesting than people."
"[singing] I do not understand the human race Has so little love for creatures with a different face. Treating animals like people is no madness or disgrace. I do not understand the human race."
"We'll play a little game I invented. One of us opens the atlas at random, sticks a pin in the open page, wherever it lands, that's where we go."
"[about learning goldfish] These fish languages, they really only work underwater. It's fascinating! The basic system is mouth movements and bubbles signals. At the moment, I can only make big bubbles and they keep on telling me I'm shouting."
"[singing] Well, it's true We do not live in a zoo But Man is an animal too. So why can't you, like me Like animals?"
"You know, bein' is prison is much the same as being on a boat. Except in prison there's less chance of drowning."
"You should never believe anybody who goes around telling the truth. They're not to be trusted."
"You've never seen anything like it in your life!"
"Join the FABULOUS CIRCUS with the ONLY PUSHMI-PULLYU in captivity"
"Ride across the sea inside the GIANT PINK SEA SNAIL!"
"The most joyous entertainment for the whole family!"
"Escape a Shipwreck and Travel on a Floating Island with CANNIBALS who Perform Shakespeare!"
"Fly across the world aboard the LUNAR MOTH!"
"Learn to talk in 500 animal languages from a parrot who speaks 1000!"
"Rex Harrison - Dr. John Dolittle"
"Anthony Newley - Matthew Mugg"
"William Dix - Tommy Stubbins"
"Samantha Eggar - Emma Fairfax"
"Richard Attenborough - Albert Blossom"
"Geoffrey Holder - William (Willie) Shakespeare X"
Heute, am 12. Tag schlagen wir unser Lager in einem sehr merkwürdig geformten Höhleneingang auf. Wir sind von den Strapazen der letzten Tage sehr erschöpft, das Abenteuer an dem großen Wasserfall steckt uns noch allen in den Knochen. Wir bereiten uns daher nur ein kurzes Abendmahl und ziehen uns in unsere Kalebassen-Zelte zurück. Dr. Zwitlako kann es allerdings nicht lassen, noch einige Vermessungen vorzunehmen. 2. Aug.
- Das Tagebuch
Es gab sie, mein Lieber, es gab sie! Dieses Tagebuch beweist es. Es berichtet von rätselhaften Entdeckungen, die unsere Ahnen vor langer, langer Zeit während einer Expedition gemacht haben. Leider fehlt der größte Teil des Buches, uns sind nur 5 Seiten geblieben.
Also gibt es sie doch, die sagenumwobenen Riesen?
Weil ich so nen Rosenkohl nicht dulde!
- Zwei außer Rand und Band
Und ich bin sauer!