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"You know what your problem is? You’re too clingy!"
"Breaking news, Bob. You’re fired!"
"Not in a million years."
"Get your filthy fucking claw off my trailer!"
"When the people you are supposed to trust most... ...turn out to be demon scum... Your eyes really do open up the evil everywhere. I took a stand. Fought back, killed... No matter the consequences. So I chose my path, and I lived by it... ...And then after all that anger, violence, and death, you have to dig deep... ...deep into your own heart... to see if you are still sane. Or if you can still call yourself... ...human... I just knew in my heart I wasn't crazy."
"I remember... I remember my mother... her name was Eva. She gave this to me. I had a brother too? We were a family. I had no idea of the danger we were in. The demons found us. When they broke in, I saw him. She gave her life so that we could escape. I will never forget what he did to her. Our father, Sparda took my brother and I away. He separated us, hid us safely amongst the humans, wiped our memories to protect us. That's why it all went black... until now."
"Don't be so simplistic. Humans are frail. They are like children. They need protection. Not just from others, but from themselves! ... Listen! If you can't see the chaos the humans will cause, if you don't want the responsibility of protecting them, then stand aside. I will rule alone."
"The demons have been increasing their power for a millenia. They are on the verge on controlling mankind. Citizens, we have been kept sleeping in a manufactured illusion for too long! We must wake up!"
"Just like your father... Too big for your fucking boots. Me, a God, versus you, a piece of shit."
"Mankind? What would mankind do with freedom do you suppose? Because when I arrived, they had it. And what do you think they did with it? They fought. They killed. They starved. I brought prosperity. I brought structure. What have you brought? Besides violence. War. Death!"
"Hahaha! Come to me Dante, if you can. I'll be waiting for you."
"You don't fuck with a god."
"Aaagh, you disgusting fuck child! I'm going to pull off your head, piss down your neck and shit on your worthless carcass!"
"You can’t kill me! I’m twelve hundred years old!"
Heute, am 12. Tag schlagen wir unser Lager in einem sehr merkwürdig geformten Höhleneingang auf. Wir sind von den Strapazen der letzten Tage sehr erschöpft, das Abenteuer an dem großen Wasserfall steckt uns noch allen in den Knochen. Wir bereiten uns daher nur ein kurzes Abendmahl und ziehen uns in unsere Kalebassen-Zelte zurück. Dr. Zwitlako kann es allerdings nicht lassen, noch einige Vermessungen vorzunehmen. 2. Aug.
- Das Tagebuch
Es gab sie, mein Lieber, es gab sie! Dieses Tagebuch beweist es. Es berichtet von rätselhaften Entdeckungen, die unsere Ahnen vor langer, langer Zeit während einer Expedition gemacht haben. Leider fehlt der größte Teil des Buches, uns sind nur 5 Seiten geblieben.
Also gibt es sie doch, die sagenumwobenen Riesen?
Weil ich so nen Rosenkohl nicht dulde!
- Zwei außer Rand und Band
Und ich bin sauer!