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"Hi, my fellow citizens of this great country of ours, the United Corporations of America. Why did those Pilgrims land on Plymouth Rock? Because they needed a place to stage the greatest filthy contest known to man!"
"Now, this is all about freedom. The freedom to sit on your big fat butt all day and watch the singly greatest sporting event known to man. Competition. That's what's made this country so great. Welcome to the Death Race!"
"That's right, race fans! We are moments away from the starting gun, and anticipation here has reached a medically dangerous level. The fifth installment of the great American tradition. Does it get any better than this?"
"Our first competitor is approaching the starting line. And judging by the smell of burned rubber and brimstone, it can only be Tammy the Terrorist! A three-time veteran of the race, and leader of her own extremely convoluted religion, is this the year Tammy turns prophecy into victory?"
"Manu Bennett as "Frankenstein", the cybernetic veteran Death Race champion"
"Malcolm McDowell as the Chairman of the United Corporations of America; a parody of Donald Trump complete with a "slight comb-over in his hair.""
"Marci Miller as Annie Sullivan, Frankenstein's proxy"
"Burt Grinstead as Jed Perfectus, a genetically engineered athlete who sees himself as the perfect driver"
"Folake Olowofoyeku as Minerva Jefferson, a hip-hop artist turned racer"
"Anessa Ramsey as Tammy "The Terrorist", a religious cult leader"
"Yancy Butler as Alexis Hamilton, a former network producer who leads a resistance group"
"Charlie Farrell as J.B., the male Death Race commentator"
"Shanna Olson as Grace Tickle, the female Death Race commentator and interviewer"
"Leslie Shaw as Eve Rocket, Perfectus' proxy"
"D.C. Douglas as ABE (voice), an evil, AI-controlled, self-driving race car"
"Pierre Paolo Goya Kobashigawa as Chi Wapp, Minerva's proxy"
"Sebastian Llosa as Steve, a civilian who watches the Death Race in VR through Annie's POV"
"Helen Loris as Dr. Creamer, ABE's programmer"
Heute, am 12. Tag schlagen wir unser Lager in einem sehr merkwürdig geformten Höhleneingang auf. Wir sind von den Strapazen der letzten Tage sehr erschöpft, das Abenteuer an dem großen Wasserfall steckt uns noch allen in den Knochen. Wir bereiten uns daher nur ein kurzes Abendmahl und ziehen uns in unsere Kalebassen-Zelte zurück. Dr. Zwitlako kann es allerdings nicht lassen, noch einige Vermessungen vorzunehmen. 2. Aug.
- Das Tagebuch
Es gab sie, mein Lieber, es gab sie! Dieses Tagebuch beweist es. Es berichtet von rätselhaften Entdeckungen, die unsere Ahnen vor langer, langer Zeit während einer Expedition gemacht haben. Leider fehlt der größte Teil des Buches, uns sind nur 5 Seiten geblieben.
Also gibt es sie doch, die sagenumwobenen Riesen?
Weil ich so nen Rosenkohl nicht dulde!
- Zwei außer Rand und Band
Und ich bin sauer!