Dazed and Confused

"[repeated line] Alright, alright, alright!"

"Man, it's the same bullshit they tried to pull in my day. If it ain't that piece of paper, there's some other choice they're gonna try and make for you. You gotta do what Randall "Pink" Floyd wants to do, man. Let me tell you this, the older you do get the more rules they're gonna try to get you to follow. You just gotta keep on livin' man, L-I-V-I-N."

"You are an embarrassment to the sport of pool, and you should be honored that I even let you play at my table."

"I’d like to dedicate this first lick to your mother... fuck her."

"[on speaker from his truck, to junior high students] Okay, all you freshman fucks, listen up!, Today's your lucky day, Normally you'd be spending your freshman summer getting your asses busted, and running for your worthless little lives. But today, since we feel so sorry for you, we're gonna make it easy on ya; gonna save us all a lotta time. If you meet us here, right here, after school today, y'all only get one "lick" from each of us. But if you run like cowards, well, it's open season, all summer long, boys. Oh, and Mitch Kramer. Mitchy-Mitchy-Mitchy-Mitchy...We're lookin' for you, pal. Your ass'll be purple before the day's over. Have a nice afternoon. [kisses CB mic]"

"You just wasted another fucking beer!"

"Ms. Ginny Stroud: Okay guys, one more thing, this summer when you're being inundated with all this American bicentennial Fourth Of July brouhaha, don't forget what you're celebrating, and that's the fact that a bunch of slave-owning, aristocratic, white males didn't want to pay their taxes."

"Carl Burnett: We're not in Junior High any more. We're freshmen. We're in the big time now... where the girls will be puttin' out all the time."

"Clint Bruno: I only came here to do two things, kick some ass and drink some beer. [glances over his shoulder] Looks like we're almost outta beer."

"Darla Marks: What are you looking at? Wipe that face off your head, bitch."

"Cynthia Dunn: I call it the "every other decade" theory. The 50's were boring. The 60's rocked. The 70's, my god, they obviously suck. So maybe the 80s will be like, radical. I figure we'll be in our 20's and hey, it can't get any worse."

"It was the last day of school in 1976, a time they'd never forget... if only they could remember."

"Weed rules."

"See It With A Bud"

"You better get your priorities straight"

"Jason London - Randall 'Pink' Floyd"

"Rory Cochrane - Ron Slater"

"Wiley Wiggins - Mitch Kramer"

"Sasha Jenson - Don Dawson"

"Michelle Burke - Jodi Kramer"

"Adam Goldberg - Mike Newhouse"

"Anthony Rapp - Tony Olson"

"Matthew McConaughey - David Wooderson"

"Marissa Ribisi - Cynthia Dunn"

"Shawn Andrews - Kevin Pickford"

"Cole Hauser - Benny O'Donnell"

"Milla Jovovich - Michelle Burroughs"

"Joey Lauren Adams - Simone Kerr"

"Christin Hinojosa - Sabrina Davis"

"Ben Affleck - Fred O'Bannion"

"Jason O. Smith - Melvin Spivey"

"Deena Martin - Shavonne Wright"

"Parker Posey - Darla Marks"

"Nicky Katt - Clint Bruno"