David Niven

"Can you imagine being wonderfully over-paid for dressing up and playing games?"

"Going to war was the only unselfish thing I have ever done for humanity."

"Keep the circus going inside you, keep it going, don't take anything too seriously, it'll all work out in the end."

"Isn't it fascinating that probably the only laugh this man will ever get in his life is by stripping off his clothes and showing his shortcomings."