Daddy Day Care

"[walking into Chapman Academy] Look at this place. It's Princeton for preschoolers."

"[while leading Miss Harridan into his house] Is there anything I can get you to drink? Coffee, tea, water, eye of newt?"

"If you don't stop it with that Star Trek stuff, I'm gonna push you in that sticker bush."

"Any boob can run a day-care center, but it takes a family to raise some kids and that's what we're gonna be from now on: a family."

"When The Carrot is done with you, you will be nothing but a kumquat!"

"Let's get safety gate crazy."

"[seeing Tony's discarded Flash costume on the floor] OH MY GOD, THEY VAPORIZED HIM!!!"

"[after realizing that he has painted glue on his face instead of face paint] That's not paint! It's glue! [screams in horror along with Jamie]"

"THIS STUFF - IS NOT FOR SALE! [throws down his magazine]"

"[While Charlie is explaining a play for football] How about we just run in a circle?"

"D-Day Is Coming."

"Who's your Daddy?"

"Eddie Murphy – Charlie Hinton"

"Jeff Garlin – Phil"

"Steve Zahn – Marvin"

"Regina King – Kim Hinton"

"Anjelica Huston – Miss Harridan"

"Lacey Chabert – Jenny, Miss Harridan's assistant"

"Kevin Nealon – Bruce"

"Jonathan Katz – Dan Kubitz"

"Shane Baumel – Crispin"

"Max Burkholder – Max Ryerson, Phil's son"

"Jimmy Bennett – Flash/Tony"

"Leila Arcieri – Kelli"

"Khamani Griffin – Ben Hinton"

"Elle Fanning – Jamie"

"Felix Achille – Dylan"

"Hailey Noelle Johnson – Becca"

"Siobhan Fallon Hogan – Peggy"

"Arthur Young – Nicky"

"Wallace Langham – Jim Fields"

"Lisa Edelstein – Crispin's mother"