Cursed (2005 film)

"Why can't you just download porn like most other teenage boys?"

"You know the best thing about being a fairy? You get to fly."

"Putting on weight, Kyle?"

"All I got was a couple dates, some hot sex and an "I'm not ready for a relationship, it's not you it's me"."

"Why do men always go for the tortured ones? Poor, damaged Ellie."

"Fair fight? This is Hollywood!"

"I guess there's no such thing as safe sex with a werewolf."

"Jake, honey, muffin. I'm not going to kill her, I promise. I'm just gonna rip her to shreds and let her choke on her own blood... and then maybe I'll eat her."

"Fair fight? This is Hollywood! And you! You get one taste of blood and you freak out."

"I've got the gift. I blame my mother."

"I see blood."

"What doesn't kill you makes you stronger."

"Have you ever felt like you're not human anymore?"

"The Evolution of the Specie."

"Christina Ricci - Ellie Myers"

"Joshua Jackson - Jake Taylor"

"Jesse Eisenberg - Jimmy Myers"

"Judy Greer - Joanie"

"Scott Baio - Himself"

"Milo Ventimiglia - Bo"

"Kristina Anapau - Brooke"

"Portia de Rossi - Zela"

"Shannon Elizabeth - Becky Morton"

"Mýa - Jenny Tate"

"Eric Ladin - Louie"

"Nick Offerman - Police Officer"

"Derek Mears - Werewolf"

"Craig Kilborn - Himself"

"Michelle Krusiec - Nosebleed Co-Worker"

"Lance Bass - Himself"

"Bowling for Soup - Themselves"

"Solar - Zipper, the dog"