Cruel Intentions

"Everybody loves me, and I intend to keep it that way."

"Introduce her to your world of sex, drugs and...what else do you do?"

"She's quite cute, you know. Young, supple breasts, a tight, firm ass... uncharted booty... Be her Captain Picard, Valmont. Boldly go where no man has gone before."

"I hate it when things don't go my way. It makes me so horny."

"Keep your friends close, and your enemies closer."

"When I'm through with Cecile, she'll be the premier tramp of the New York area."

"You're telling me you had the chance to fuck her and you didn't? God, are you a chump."

"People don't change overnight, you and I are two of a kind."

"You're just a toy, Sebastian. A little toy I like to play with."

"[to his therapist] You have killer legs. I'd love to photograph them..."

"I didn't know it was asshole day at the Valmont house."

"I'm sick of sleeping with these insipid Manhattan debutantes. Nothing shocks them anymore."

"We've done some pretty fucked up shit in our time but this... I mean, we're destroying an innocent girl. You do realize that?"

"[Letter to Annette] Dear Annette, I don't know what I could possibly say that would rectify the harm I've caused you. The truth of the matter is that being with you was the only time I have ever been happy. My whole life has been a joke. I prided myself on taking joy in others' misery. Well, it finally backfired. I succeed in hurting the first person I ever loved. Enclosed is my most prized possession. My journal. For a long time I considered it my trophy. A sordid collection of my conquests. If you really want to know the truth then please read it. No more lies. Please give me another chance. I'm a wreck without you."

"You spend all your time preaching about waiting for love. Well here it is. Right in front of you, and you're going to turn your back on it. So I guess we're just fucked. I'll move on. But you are going to have to live the rest of your life knowing that you've turned your back on love. And that makes you a hypocrite. Have a nice life."

"Greg McConnell: What is this, Grandma with a birthday present? Suck it, you dumb bitch!"

"Blaine Tuttle: He used to sneak into my dorm room every month. We'd go at it for a little while, and then, as soon as he'd come, he'd start freaking out. "What are you doing, man? I'm not a fag. If you tell anybody, I'll kick your ass!" God. The only reason I let him keep up the charade is because the man's got a mouth like a hoover. Ooh!"

"In the game of seduction, There is only one rule: Never fall in love."

"What you can't have, you can't resist."

"Are you in, or are you out?"

"They're old enough to know better, and too young to care."

"Sarah Michelle Gellar - Kathryn Merteuil"

"Ryan Philippe - Sebastian Valmont"

"Reese Witherspoon - Annette Hargrove"

"Selma Blair - Cecile Caldwell"

"Joshua Jackson - Blaine Tuttle"

"Eric Mabius - Greg McConnell"

"Sean Patrick Thomas - Ronald Clifford"

"Christine Baranski - Bunny Caldwell"

"Louise Fletcher - Helen Rosemond"

"Tara Reid - Marci Greenbaum"