Coyote Ugly

"I'm not lost. Somebody just moved my street."

"Violet, I saw how hard it was on your mom when she didn't make it, but if she was here she'd tell me to shut up, wish you luck and give you a big hug. I'm not going to give you a big hug and I'm not going to wish you luck, but I am going to shut up, sit here with my coffee and pretend to be mad. Is that okay?"

"No, it's not okay. I'm not going to make the same mistake twice. You're not going back to work for Pete. I don't care what it takes. I don't care how many bars you have to stand on. You are not coming home. I'm not letting you back in the house. Forget it."

"Hey, do I come to your office and honk?"

"Okay, everybody, shut up! I'd like you to meet my new girl, whose name is... Jersey! Jersey, is an ex kindergarten teacher, and a former nun, who just escaped from the convent, and is tired of being the only virgin in New York City! Would anyone like to buy her a drink?"

"Is this a church meeting or is this a bar? Make some noise!"

"Piper Perabo - Violet Sandford"

"Adam Garcia - Kevin O'Donnell"

"John Goodman - Bill Sandford"

"Maria Bello - Liliana "Lil" Lovell"

"Izabella Miko - Cammie"

"Tyra Banks - Zoe"

"Bridget Moynahan - Rachel"

"Melanie Lynskey - Gloria"

"LeAnn Rimes - Herself"