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April 10, 2026
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"You've had enough of me? You've had enough of me, you piece of shit? You screwed us all for a piece of ass? And you've had enough of me? Where is she? It's the oldest law in Cool World. I've never had to enforce it. You cross that line, I'll slap you around and make you piss like a puppy."
"Noids do not have sex with doodles. Right? Noids do not have sex with doodles!!"
"You do nothing, man. This place exists with or without you. You believe me, right? I'm not one of your creations."
"Let me tell you something about over there. It hurts over there. It's lonely over there. It's a war over there. They got 8 million ways for you to die on and they're all permanent. This is real for me, this with you. If I want to stay with you, I gotta go back."
"You know, sweetheart, you look good in flesh. It's almost a shame I gotta take you back. You are going back, you know?"
"Don't you get it? They're real. When they touch someone, they feel it. When they taste something, they REALLY taste it. And when they are... With a man! Woo!"
"You want to know what it is about you that really kicks my ass, Harris?"
"Well, howdy, Nails. As you see, there have been some changes around here. [Nails: You made out with a noid, you don't know what you are! Mark my words, girlie-pie! You leave here and it is trouble for you!] I'm leaving, pencil-dick! You just try and stop me!"
"I know that movie by heart. The girl gets everything by the end of it everything she every wanted."
"Can't let the neighbors push us around can."
"I'm made of ink, but I'm no dream."
"Audiences actually wanted a wilder, raunchier Cool World. The premiere audience I saw it with certainly did."
"Cool World is such a dangerous place to be in."
"There are two different worlds: The Real World and the Wacky, Animated World. Only one of them will survive."
"Holli Would if she could ...and she will."
"Gabriel Byrne as Jack Deebs, the cartoonist seemingly responsible for the creation of Cool World."
"Brad Pitt as Detective Frank Harris, a detective for the Cool World Police Department who is bent on catching Holli. Brad Pitt also provides Frank's voice in doodle form."
"Deirdre O'Connell as Isabelle Malley"
"Frank Sinatra, Jr. as Himself"
"Michele Abrams as Jennifer Malley"
"Janni Brenn–Lowen as Agatha Rose Harris"
"Marilyn Monroe (archival footage)"
"Kim Basinger as Holli Would, a femme fatale doodle who wishes to be real in the real world. Basinger also portrays her in live action."
"Charlie Adler as Nails, an anthropomorphic spider who serves as Frank's partner. He actually has four arms and two legs."
"Joey Camen as Interrogator No. 1/Slash/Holli's Door"
"Jenine Jennings as Craps Bunny"
"Michael Lally as Sparks"
"Maurice LaMarche as Interrogator No. 2/Mash/ Dr. Vincent "Vegas Vinnie" Whiskers/Super Jack. LaMarche also makes a cameo live-action appearance sitting at a bar."
"Candi Milo as Lonette/Bob"
"Patrick Pinney as Chico the bouncer"
"Gregory Snegoff as Bash"
Heute, am 12. Tag schlagen wir unser Lager in einem sehr merkwürdig geformten Höhleneingang auf. Wir sind von den Strapazen der letzten Tage sehr erschöpft, das Abenteuer an dem großen Wasserfall steckt uns noch allen in den Knochen. Wir bereiten uns daher nur ein kurzes Abendmahl und ziehen uns in unsere Kalebassen-Zelte zurück. Dr. Zwitlako kann es allerdings nicht lassen, noch einige Vermessungen vorzunehmen. 2. Aug.
- Das Tagebuch
Es gab sie, mein Lieber, es gab sie! Dieses Tagebuch beweist es. Es berichtet von rätselhaften Entdeckungen, die unsere Ahnen vor langer, langer Zeit während einer Expedition gemacht haben. Leider fehlt der größte Teil des Buches, uns sind nur 5 Seiten geblieben.
Also gibt es sie doch, die sagenumwobenen Riesen?
Weil ich so nen Rosenkohl nicht dulde!
- Zwei außer Rand und Band
Und ich bin sauer!