Conan the Destroyer

"Into the boat!"

"Enough talk!"

"A fine magician you are! Go back to juggling apples."

"My cousin's sister's brother never said anything about bars."

"Between the years when the oceans drank Atlantis and the rise of the sons of Aryas, there was an age undreamed of, when shining kingdoms laid spread across the world. Hither came Conan the Cimmerian, sword in hand. It is I, his chronicler, who knows well his saga. Now, let me tell you of the days of high adventure..."

"The most powerful legend of all is back in a new adventure."

"The Darkest Side of Magic. The Strongest Side of Man."