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April 10, 2026
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"Hello, stranger."
"Lying is the most fun a girl can have without taking her clothes off... but it's better if you do."
"It's a lie. It's a bunch of sad strangers photographed beautifully, and... all the glittering assholes who appreciate art say it's beautiful 'cause that's what they wanna see. But the people in the photos are sad, and alone... But the pictures make the world seem beautiful, so... the exhibition is reassuring, which makes it a lie. And everyone loves a big fat lie."
"Where is this love? I can't see it, I can't touch it. I can't feel it. I can hear it. I can hear some words, but I can't do anything with your easy words."
"No one will love you as much as I do. Why isn't love enough?"
"I don't want to lie. I can't tell the truth. So it's over."
"I don't love you anymore. Goodbye."
"Yes, I would have loved you... forever. Now, please go."
"I'm a waif."
"I've been you."
"You never leave someone you love."
"I'm your stranger, jump!"
"You think love is simple. You think the heart is like a diagram."
"What's so great about the truth? Try lying for a change. It's the currency of the world."
"Deception is brutal. I'm not pretending otherwise."
"Don't stop loving me. I can see it draining out of you. It's me, remember? It was a stupid thing to do and it meant nothing. If you love me enough, you'll forgive me."
"He tastes like you, but sweeter!"
"Don't raise your eye brows. It makes you look smug."
"You look like the cat that got the cream. Stop licking yourself."
"I'm not a thief, Alice."
"I know who you are. I love you. I love everything about you that hurts."
"Don't say it! Don't you fucking say "you're too good for me." I am, but don't say it."
"[speaking to Anna] You'd be my whore. And in return I will pay you with your liberty."
"Dan, I lied to you. I really did fuck Alice. I'm sorry I had to tell you, but I'm just not big enough to forgive you, Buster."
"Have you ever seen a human heart?! It looks like a fist wrapped in blood - go fuck yourself! You writer! You liar!"
"You don't know the first thing about love, because you don't understand compromise."
"That's the spirit. Thank you. Thank you for your honesty. Now fuck off and die, you fucked up slag."
"I slept with someone in New York. A whore. I'm sorry."
Heute, am 12. Tag schlagen wir unser Lager in einem sehr merkwürdig geformten Höhleneingang auf. Wir sind von den Strapazen der letzten Tage sehr erschöpft, das Abenteuer an dem großen Wasserfall steckt uns noch allen in den Knochen. Wir bereiten uns daher nur ein kurzes Abendmahl und ziehen uns in unsere Kalebassen-Zelte zurück. Dr. Zwitlako kann es allerdings nicht lassen, noch einige Vermessungen vorzunehmen. 2. Aug.
- Das Tagebuch
Es gab sie, mein Lieber, es gab sie! Dieses Tagebuch beweist es. Es berichtet von rätselhaften Entdeckungen, die unsere Ahnen vor langer, langer Zeit während einer Expedition gemacht haben. Leider fehlt der größte Teil des Buches, uns sind nur 5 Seiten geblieben.
Also gibt es sie doch, die sagenumwobenen Riesen?
Weil ich so nen Rosenkohl nicht dulde!
- Zwei außer Rand und Band
Und ich bin sauer!