Click (2006 film)

"Rob Schneider as Prince Habeeboo (uncredited)"

"James Earl Jones as The Narrator/Himself (uncredited)"

"[having seen that what happened was just a dream, he makes amends with his family and prepares for their Fourth of July vacation, but sees the remote in the kitchen and reads an attached letter] Like I said, '"Good guys need a break". I know you'll do the right thing this time. Love Morty. P.S.: Your wife's rocking body still drives me crazy.' Okay, Morty. [disposes of the universal remote in the trash bin, and this time it does not reappear]"

"[Morty reveals to Michael that he is an "angel of death" and that it was his father's time] You bastard. [loses control of his rage and tries to attack him, only to grab nothing and fall]"

"What If You Had A Universal Remote... That Controlled Your Universe?"

"Adam Sandler as Michael "Mike" Newman"

"Kate Beckinsale as Donna Newman"

"Christopher Walken as Morty"

"David Hasselhoff as Johnny "John" Ammer"

"Henry Winkler as Theodore "Ted" K. Newman"

"Julie Kavner as Trudy Newman"

"Sean Astin as Bill"

"Jennifer Coolidge as Janine"

"[tinkers with the remote while looking at the rearview mirror] You look like pale there, pal. Let me fix that. [changes his skin color to yellow] You're all yellow from the scurvy. Arr, captain. [picks green] Grr.. Don't get the Hulk angry. You won't like him when he's angry. Raaaahrrr! [to purple] Oh, there's Barney. [spoof Barney theme] I love you, you love me. The jogger had giant boobies."

"Joseph Castanon as Benjamin "Ben" Newman"

"Tatum McCann as Samantha "Sam" Newman"

"Cameron Monaghan as Kevin O'Doyle"

"Rachel Dratch as Alice / Alan"

"Jana Kramer as Julie Newman"

"Carolyn Hennesy as Kathy O'Doyle"

"Sid Ganis as Dr. Bergman"

"Emilio Cast as Michael at 10 years old"

"Michelle Lombardo as Linda"

"Elliot Cho as Ping Woo"

"Nick Swardson as Bed Bath & Beyond employee guy"

"Sophie Monk as Stacey"

"[after seeing his non-auto-pilot self yell at his father] You're pathetic."