Cellular (film)

"[after shooting the number taker in the store] Now who's gonna give me that goddamn charger?"

""Ricky Martin"? You named your kid "Ricky Martin"?"

"[after stealing the lawyer's car] Oh, I am in deep trouble!"

"[after he views the tape] I'm a dead man."

"[greeting girls at the pier] Hey Chloe. Sam. Friend with nipples."

"[seeing Ryan with a box of fliers to pass out] Ha ha - that sucks. [Ryan shoves the box at him] No way! This sucks more!"

"[As he shoots someone for the first time in his entire career] 27 years. 27 years without this shit!"

"[Talking to the fake Jessica Martin] We had a report of a possible kidnapping. You haven't been kidnapped today, have you? [Chuckles]"

"[to shocked bystanders after beating up Dimitri] It's alright I'm a cop! That's a very bad man!"

"[trying to get his car out of the impound lot] Okay, fine... I'm getting out my checkbook. Who do I make it out to? "Lady Who Sucks?""

"[Talking on his cell phone] I'm tellin' ya, I'm sitting in it right now. It's a brand new Porsche Carrera. The partners gave it to me. Mm-Hm, sugar. Brand new, arctic blue convertible. It goes zero to 60 in 5.2 seconds. Takes the girls' panties down in 3.5 seconds. [Phone line gets suddenly disrupted by Jessica and Ryan] Hey, this is a private call. Get off my line! Mom, are you still there?"

"[after slashing a kidnapper's arm with a shard of glass] Tenth grade biology. Brachial artery... pumps 30 liters of blood a minute. There's only five in the human body. I'm sorry."

"YOU'VE GOT THE WRONG FAMILY!!!"