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"'A brother to your own, for better or for worse.' A fascist proverb.I'm Fascist."
"Keep your hands on the table. That's good... I have a silencer. I pull on the trigger — your balls will fall on the floor. What, scared? Were you scared when you killed Kostya?"
"All right, you can live, bastard. Thank your son. It'd be a shame to leave a good kid without a father. Sit quiet, dry your pants."
"What an ugly mug! They've got all kinds of people in Moscow (in ukrainian)."
"— Hey, what does "How are you" mean in English?"
"Think less, pay more attention. You're not in Russia anymore."
"— [with prominent Jewish accent] Young man! Don't worry about how it looks! Do you know what kind of engine it has? Like my Sonya! It'll take you to Kiev!"
"— American dream would take you."
"— I like it here. America has all the power in the world."
"Tell me, American, what is power? Is it money? My brother says it's money. Well, you have a lot of money, so what? I think that power is in truth. Whoever has truth is stronger. Say, you've deceived someone, made some money. Does it make you stronger? No, it doesn't. Because the truth isn't on your side. And the guy you deceived has the truth, so he is stronger. Right? Dmitry Gromov, money, come on."
"— Russian, surrender!"
"Free Angela Davis!!!"
"— Are you gangsters?"
"A Russian. Doesn't speak English. He's armed."
"Ben? Ben, eto Danila. Ay nid khelp."
"I discovered that I've got"
"Boy, you don't understand. Bring us some vodka. We're going home."
Heute, am 12. Tag schlagen wir unser Lager in einem sehr merkwürdig geformten Höhleneingang auf. Wir sind von den Strapazen der letzten Tage sehr erschöpft, das Abenteuer an dem großen Wasserfall steckt uns noch allen in den Knochen. Wir bereiten uns daher nur ein kurzes Abendmahl und ziehen uns in unsere Kalebassen-Zelte zurück. Dr. Zwitlako kann es allerdings nicht lassen, noch einige Vermessungen vorzunehmen. 2. Aug.
- Das Tagebuch
Es gab sie, mein Lieber, es gab sie! Dieses Tagebuch beweist es. Es berichtet von rätselhaften Entdeckungen, die unsere Ahnen vor langer, langer Zeit während einer Expedition gemacht haben. Leider fehlt der größte Teil des Buches, uns sind nur 5 Seiten geblieben.
Also gibt es sie doch, die sagenumwobenen Riesen?
Weil ich so nen Rosenkohl nicht dulde!
- Zwei außer Rand und Band
Und ich bin sauer!