Bright Lights, Big City (film)

"There's a certain shabby nobility in failing all by myself."

"[voiceover] You are not the kind of guy who would be at a place like this at this time of the morning and, though the details are fuzzy. You cannot say that the terrain is entirely unfamiliar."

"I hear rabies shots are really painful. They put needles in your dick or something."

"This man calls. He said he was her lawyer. Easiest thing all the way around, he said was for me to sue her for sexual abandonment. A legal term, he said."

"You have to go slowly. You'll have to learn everything all over again."

"I, believe it or not, took this bimbo back to her place on Fifth Avenue. Did some of her off-the-boat-quality drugs. We scooped it out of these tall Ming vases - did it off each other's naked bodies. Fucking beautiful, man."

"She's an Allagash. She has Allagash genes. She's a very attractive lady. She'll also inherit a little of the Allagash money."

"[rambling on aimlessly to himself] ...Siamese fighting fish in the water cooler... the old crew in the golden days of this magazine would have thought of it."

"Pygmies. I'm surrounded by pygmies."

"All that glitters is not gold."

"It's 6.00am. Do you know where you are?"

"He's a long way from Kansas."

"Michael J. Fox - Jamie Conway"

"Kiefer Sutherland - Tad Allagash"

"Phoebe Cates - Amanda"

"Swoosie Kurtz - Megan"

"Frances Sternhagen - Clara"

"Tracy Pollan - Vicky"

"John Houseman - Mr. Vogel"

"Charlie Schlatter - Michael"

"David Warrilow - Rittenhouse"

"Dianne Wiest - Mother (Mrs. Conway)"

"Alec Mapa - Yasu Wade"

"William Hickey - Ferret Man"

"Gina Belafonte - Kathy"

"Sam Robards - Rich Vanier"

"Jessica Lundy - Theresa"

"Kelly Lynch - Elaine"

"Annabelle Gurwitch - Barbara"

"Maria Pitillo - Pony Tail Girl"

"David Hyde Pierce - Bartender at Fashion Show"

"Peg Murray - Receptionist"

"Jason Robards - Alex Hardy"