Bret Hart

"I'm the best there is, the best there was, and the best there ever will be."

"I think there’s more going on here between these two guys, honestly. And, um… I’m not trying to be— I’m just being honest and blunt. But I don’t know. I suspected, and now I really have serious— I think that Shawn and Vince were sleeping with each other. I honestly— I’m not… I’m just telling you. I think I’m very close to the truth here."

"You know if Bret Hart went to bed in a hotel and he asks for a wakeup call at 1:23 in the morning. The guy will come in and say "It's 1 2 3." I bet he'll kick out of bed."

"Vince: (Jerry Lawler has Bret Hart up against the ringpost) We saw Doink earlier ram Bret's leg into the ringpost, now what's Lawler going to do? (Lawler crotches Bret against the post) Oh no!"

"Bobby: (High voice) Oh it's going to happen to Bret the hitman Hart."

"Vince: Stop it Bobby Heenan!"

"(On Bret's sunglasses gift to fans at ringside)"

"Heenan: See, if the father is smart, he should tell her "I'll keep it for you'. Then, at Christmas, give it to her. She'll think it came from her dad. It works all the time."

"Savage: Yeah, Christmas in your family must be real, real special."

"Heenan: It is. You should see what they get me."