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April 10, 2026
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"— It's a shame! – What? – Breast augmentation: you only gave a girl as beautiful as that a third size breast! Too bad... – I tried not to overdo it, otherwise I would have had to put a counterweight behind it! (Jarod the Chameleon)"
"I do a lot of breast augmentation, but I also undo a lot of it. Women come back to me a year, two years after having had the surgery and are often very unhappy with having made that decision. But today you saw me give a lady a very big butt and it doesn't bother me one bit, because I know for a fact that she didn't do it for a pushy boyfriend, she didn't do it for someone else, she did it for himself. (Grey's Anatomy)"
"– Have you moved a splenectomy for a breast augmentation? – And you want to condemn a woman to being looked at by men always and only in the face? (Dr. House - Medical Division)"
"Fake boobs are like Nazis: they don't laugh, they don't dance. They are always just tough and at attention. (Mrs. Doubtfire)"
"– What demon pushes a person of your age to commit such a massacre?! You still don't know what your body will become! It is an insult to nature as well as a constant distraction! I can't stop looking at them and even talking to them! Do you understand?! – I just wanted to make myself noticed more. I can't understand what the problem is. – The problem is that a person who gets pumped up like a tire to feel good about himself doesn't have the self-esteem to be my head cheerleader. Quinn will take your place. – What? But... – Miss Mongolfiere, you have been relegated to the base of the pyramid, so in the event of a fall your so-called airbags will protect the team from bruises. Now take back your lush triumph of fruit and stay away from my office. (Glee)"
"Cosmetic Surgery"
"Rhinoplasty"
"Rhytidectomy"
Heute, am 12. Tag schlagen wir unser Lager in einem sehr merkwürdig geformten Höhleneingang auf. Wir sind von den Strapazen der letzten Tage sehr erschöpft, das Abenteuer an dem großen Wasserfall steckt uns noch allen in den Knochen. Wir bereiten uns daher nur ein kurzes Abendmahl und ziehen uns in unsere Kalebassen-Zelte zurück. Dr. Zwitlako kann es allerdings nicht lassen, noch einige Vermessungen vorzunehmen. 2. Aug.
- Das Tagebuch
Es gab sie, mein Lieber, es gab sie! Dieses Tagebuch beweist es. Es berichtet von rätselhaften Entdeckungen, die unsere Ahnen vor langer, langer Zeit während einer Expedition gemacht haben. Leider fehlt der größte Teil des Buches, uns sind nur 5 Seiten geblieben.
Also gibt es sie doch, die sagenumwobenen Riesen?
Weil ich so nen Rosenkohl nicht dulde!
- Zwei außer Rand und Band
Und ich bin sauer!